[coffee-and-cusswords]

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[mostpeggablemilf]

You Have To Kiss Evil Woman. She Can't Spell Mwahahahaha Without Mwah. Do Your Part And Kiss Evil Woman Today.

[heich0e]

love men who fall into "my girl is mad at me i hope i die" category but who also regularly do things to piss their girl off. duality of man

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[1nayaa]

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[snapscube]

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

[butchniqabi]

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

[cryptotheism]

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

Lestat is a character who instead of a brain has a porcelain powdered wig baroque figure that you have to reason with and that makes him commit atrocities. Other vampires try to peer into his mind to obtain information about him and it’s just this thing:

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[jaimehwatson]

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[charl0ttan]

protip if youre growing up with an authority figure who freaks out on you when you fuck up you can learn to get preemptively anxious and stressed and then just keep doing that your whole life 👍

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[galesong]

if i admit im kind of rooting for ariana and spongebob

[treecitysessions]