True Mind

I am as describable and comprehensible as I am likable. So in short, dont look at me, your head will explode. I do know things if ya want me to tell em to ya though, just ask!

[geistverrse]

[the-true-mind]

Me at 4 in the morning eatin cream cheese

[geistverrse]

[time-traveling-fetus]

Last time I did a rimworld playthrough I wanted to spice it up, so I bought some DLC and decided to make a themed run out of it. As it turns out the biotech dlc allows you to make cat people, so I decided my theme would be catgirl maids. Because funny. I genuinely thought it'd just be fun if everybody was a catgirl maid. I downloaded a mod for maid dresses and I created a custom xenotype for catgirls. I didn't really want catboys though, so I got a mod that allowed you to constrict xenotypes to a specific gender.

I then wanted to give myself some sort of incentive to keep up with the theming because otherwise I'd naturally begin to deviate and there wouldn't be any point. So using the ideology dlc, I made them all hate non-catgirls. I didn't know how I felt about making them racist, but... catgirls are the best

So everyone in the colony would gain a buff if everyone was a catgirl, but they would get a massive debuff if there was even one non-catgirl.

But if I did that I now needed a way to gain more catgirls or otherwise the colony would gradually lose all its population. It's not like catgirls grow on trees. I got a mod that revamps romance and fixes the frankly terrible vanilla implementation of homo/bi sexualities. It also allows women to impregnate each other.

That's too slow though. I could throw in high libido and high fertility to help, but it's not enough. I need to be able to recruit grown adults into the colony without penalties. Genetic modification is the obvious choice, but as it turns out it doesn't change your classification to Catgirl, even if you are genetically equivalent to one. I consulted a friend and she suggested i use the Gene Implanter gene, which is typically used by vampires to create more vampires. Interestingly this is the flavor text for Gene Implanter:

Carriers of this gene can implant a copy of their xenogerm into another person through a somewhat gross-looking injector organ. Their own genetic material will then regrow very slowly.

So that's cool I guess. The only way to create more catgirls is by giving them the injector organ. This successfully changes their gender too since it confers the female only gene, but it doesn't alter their body type, some of which are male only. This wasn't a big deal, but I added a mod that allows you to surgically alter that just in case.

It was at this point that I realized that I had accidentally created a society of horny fertile catgirls that capture men, make them wear maid dresses, and forcefem them by penetrating them with their organ and implanting their genetic material. And they're all gay and transgender. Because it's strategically optimal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give me a nice thought

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitch I’ll live to WRITE it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

[mon3trs]

incomprehensible mass of darkness and eyes is a pretty cute look for a girl

[evilwizard]

what do you think of music

i am against it on principle

[evilwizard]

just had too many bad experiences with all the townspeople joining hands and breaking my ancient curse through the power of song

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta look something up

[onbearfeet]

I'm sorry WHAT

He WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

[anxietyproblem]

[mrsamuelstreameroutofcontext]

"You could maybe argue putting the explosive kid on the explosive thing was the wrong play."

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ufQtW14RV8

[mrsamuelstreameroutofcontext]

"It appears my hydrogen-filled child is quite flammable."

[oz-me]

Hey can you come get your homunculus?

He's eating my fiber optic cables.

Where else is he supposed to get his daily intake of glass from? My windows? I think fuckin not.

[the-true-mind]

Uh, at the glass store where we all feed our homunculi? C'mon you know fiber optic isnt the same thing, it fucks with their gut bacteria.

[oz-me]

Are you a "drinks monster every day, feels nothing" kinda thigh-high wearer or a "drank a redbull once and is considered a danger to public safety" kinda thigh-high wearer?

Imma... drink coffee while railing/getting railed by your dad kinda thigh-high wearing.

[the-true-mind]

I see, I see... mild caffeine tolerance and smug comebacks. Any allergies?

[oz-me]

"mild" buddy friend pall I can consume 1000 mg and sleep peacefully.

[the-true-mind]

Well next time answer the question properly instead of sassing me. Why do the experiments have to backtalk so much...

[oz-me]

Are you a "drinks monster every day, feels nothing" kinda thigh-high wearer or a "drank a redbull once and is considered a danger to public safety" kinda thigh-high wearer?

Imma... drink coffee while railing/getting railed by your dad kinda thigh-high wearing.

[the-true-mind]

I see, I see... mild caffeine tolerance and smug comebacks. Any allergies?

[the-true-mind]

One day I shall step out of this iron maiden of torture and hedonism. Then you will all see me complete and unbroken.

[pukicho]

I CAN SEE POSTS WITH MY EYES CLOSED

[lightbucky]

how did you take this picture

[pukicho]

WITH MY EYES CLOSED

[the-true-mind]

Is this brain-implant or psychic sending?

[the-true-mind]

Games-workshop is a unfeeling corporation that only cares for your wallets

there will come a day where all xenos are one army book, guard are an objectively bad addon to space marines, chaos is just an upgrade sprue for primaris models and old marines have been completely phased out. Make your own warhammer, free yourself from the rules and restrictions set by unfeeling stockholders. Custom rules, custom models. Warhammer is not games-workshop, Take back the community's rightful claim.

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

[evilwizard]

uncalled for

[thegreenaper]

[evilwizard]

whos the lil freak

[the-true-mind]

Thats the imp. You got the binding seal wrong and now he's doing whatever he wants. Also im here to make gravity stop working and to eat fundamental concepts of your reality.