Let's do our best, everyone.

26 y/o dragon just doin his best, icon by @cottoncanyon

[lakevida]

i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio

you’re never gonna believe what happened to me

[marxicyclist-deactivated2024021]

they went to the beach

[lakevida]

the beach that makes you old yeah

[ponku-po]

voices by Chi-Chi

original comic by punkitt

[happyfunf3tti]

04/26/2009

[nikkiube]

Truly a simpler time

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[dogweapon]

People are “discovering” Genghis Khan by Miike Snow again and so I must reblog Genghis Menghis.

[jame7t]

god dammit. every single short horror story audiobook thing on youtube is always titled the same fuckin way

but you know what. i wannna know whats near tower 14

[jame7t]

it was creatures btw

[soapoey]

I have the blizzard diversity chart installed in a gland in my brain and this is how i look at passersbys as i calculate their points on it

[radiofreederry]

[sjweminem]

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

[plesiosaurchestra]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[fuzzy-robot]

hi does anyone know why my local supermarket is awarding me Gaming Points for buying english muffins

[fuzzy-robot]

I am for real gonna lose it

[thedankmemes]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[dragonsapphic]

[the-whispering-darkness]

Oh my god. This is gonna be the best hug.

[licoricefern]

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

[cognito-ergo-hazard]

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, there’s an answer for that.

In brief, the “popcorn” button was initially introduced by fancy high-end microwaves that used an integrated humidity sensor to tell when your popcorn was done; microwaveable popcorn vents steam as it cooks, so by monitoring the amount of steam in the cooking chamber, you can get pretty close to perfectly popped popcorn every time (though it’s generally only pretty close, since different brands of microwaveable popcorn have different moisture content).

As the feature became popular, manufacturers of cheap microwaves started adding a button labelled “popcorn” as well, in order to imply that they offer this feature. These “popcorn” buttons simply run the microwave for a fixed amount of time that the manufacturer figures is close enough to the printed cooking time of most commercial brands.

In practice, of course, the fixed-time “popcorn” button usually just sets your popcorn on fire. To make matters worse, owing to America’s permissive advertising laws, microwave manufacturers are allowed to make all sorts of misleading-but-technically-true statements in their packaging and instruction manuals, rendering it nearly impossible to tell whether a given model of microwave has a real humidity-sensing “popcorn” button or a fake fixed-time “popcorn” button before buying it.

In summary: the “popcorn” button that your microwave popcorn instructs you not to use exists because American microwave manufacturers are using a misleadingly labelled button in order to imply that their product has a feature that it does not in fact have, in a way that can potentially trick people into burning their houses down, for advertising purposes. This is perfectly legal.

So: what does that say about our culture?

[animentality]

[athelind]

Fuck Around and Find Out

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[beardedmrbean]

the anesthetic apparently hasn't fully worn off yet

[crazy-brazilian]

Ping 200

[plaidos]

[jaubaius]

Source

[reelaroundthedavekan]

[wumblr]

who tf switched my trashcan with a slightly worse trashcan