The Angel of Death

"We must all die sometime"~unknown

[tall]

[schlarklezyaoi]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[wizardpotions]

I think I know where she is pal

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

[milfsisyphus]

Did you guys hear some of Napoleon’s jewelry was stolen from the Louvre this morning by guys dressed as construction workers? They rode a lift basket up to the window and left on the freight elevator WHILE the museum was already open…… in and out in 4 minutes…… chic art heists are so back

[crabussy]

hi gang. finally warm enough for short sleeves do you guys like my springtime swag. I painted the shorts myself [:

[the-autistic-spider]

you somehow look like your going to tell me Every fish fact but also not know what a bass looks like

[crabussy]

reblogs that make you raise an eyebrow quizzically before searching up "bass images" and staring in defeat at images of a fish you in fact did not know the appearance of prior to this moment

[narwhalsarefalling]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

[butterfly-sapphic]

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

[shadowblade8192]

[inkrton]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

kind of a milf 😃 but she hates weed ☹️

[segamascott]

[thepictoblr]

My current not-approved-by-the-government opinion is that im not anyone's parent and i should not be responsible for random teenagers online. If I post smth thats 'meant for adults' and its labled as such then what happens from there is literally not my problem. If a teen- who is fully capable of turning on self moderation settings on their own btw- doesn't use a site's provided self moderation settings and they see boobs or dicks then like literally whatever, its neither the end of the world or a big deal. It shouldn't fall on me or a website or a tech company to do a parent's job, and also frankly i don't think a parent should be breathing down their 16 year old's neck on the off chance they do actually want to look at tits, but thats a discussion that americans will fucking throw a fit at so maybe we'll discuss that another day in better company.

"But what about young children!!" see thats! where parents should be involved- that is to say, why are you letting your young child on the internet in the first place, you fucking idiot.

Edit that's not gonna be seen: i've muted this post, if you're arguing in the replies i do not see it nor do i care.

[beardedmrbean]

if AI ever learns to greetext we might be in trouble

[yardsards]

i was hanging out with someone i had just met and i made reference to the fact that i'm a congenital amputee

and they were like "WAIT THAT'S REAL???"

and i was like HUH

and they were like "oh i have poorly managed psychosis and sometimes hallucinate that the people i'm looking at have the wrong amount of body parts. i just assumed i was hallucinating your hand the whole time i was talking to you"

deeply funny interaction of disabilities here lol

[beardedmrbean]

[http-tempted]

[maxknightley]

an underrated part of the Flash Game era was the sheer amount of copyright infringement going on. you could straight up have mario murder koopas with a shotgun and nobody would stop you. nowadays if you make a fangame perfectly in compliance with their brand standards Nintendo will send a deep web hitman after you

[animentality]

[breelandwalker]

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE SMUT.

IT WILL NEVER BE ABOUT THE SMUT.

[mariacallous]

[supreme-leader-stoat]