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Little girl: Captain America Sir, why don’t you have a wife?

Steve: Because I’m gay.

Little girl: What does that mean?

Steve: It means I like boys, not girls.

Little girl: …then why don’t you have a husband?

Steve, looking at Bucky: I don’t know. WHY DON’T I have a husband, BUCK??

petite-madame

A portrait of Chris Evans I did to practice textures, shadows and highlights (Photoshop CS6, about 8-9 hours)

leehanji

Mess around with the Time Stone, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. And you know what, they were right.

soymilkes

a pre-war stucky cuddle :^)

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I can’t wait for cacw you guys!! Please enjoy this heartbreakingly gorgeous commission from @kayaczek 💕

pathologising

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

buckymilf

imposterogers

https://t.co/u1zuXJS0FZ

ma'am was NOT playing around. she said "oh? u were climbing out of stevebucky hell? no ur not"

fishyandclintbarton

Always and forever bitter that the MCU never gave us even a tiny glimpse of Sarah Rogers, the biggest influence in Steve's life and the reason he always stands his ground and gets right back up after every fight.

cvptainbucky

Steve: wait are you flirting with me?

Bucky: have been since 1930 but thanks for noticing

muffinshark

a trio

muffinshark

since @puddeneen asked and I realized I’d mentioned the flowers on twitter but not on here, the flowers in the frames from left to right are: gladiolus (strength, integrity), woodland sage (compassion, thoughtfulness, healing), and forget-me-not (remembrance, love, connections that endure time)

mrsharrisonford

Keeping Steve alive was a full-time job for Bucky.

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him

spideyandstark

avengers: happy birthday, steve!

bucky, eyes narrowing: what the fuck your birthday isn’t until-

steve, holding back tears: shut up

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Bucky tries to hand him a birthday card one cold December day, and Steve tackles him out a window before anyone else can see what he’s holding

ink-demon

pictured: the exact moment Bucky Barnes realized he was in love with his best friend

[click for Full-screen!]

cptstarkrogers

captain america: civil war (2016) vs avengers: endgame (2019)

ilustrariane

8 tier prize for the winner on my PATREON - Bearded cap/ Steve Rogers

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@howdoyousleep3

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Oh myyyyyyy! Shadow! Leather jacket and a cigarette and a little bare torso action? I die. 😩😍

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Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:…

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

anais-ninja-bitch

nebula, unfamiliar with terran anatomy: *sits down crisscross applesauce next to morgan*

allofthefeelings

I’m so glad that with Natasha, er, temporarily indisposed, Bucky is covering Morgan’s important education.

(Actually, the Winter Soldier having been forced to assist in brutally training young women to kill, while Bucky chooses to gently teach a young girl to defend herself, is beautiful character development, and I think a great way to reclaim both his agency and his humanity.)

anais-ninja-bitch

WHEN nat gets back, she’s gonna be like

nat: okay so what did you teach her?

bucky: breaking bones, and the quickest way to a man’s heart.

nebula: through the ribs.

nat: excellent >:]

allofthefeelings

TONY, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Why is my baby sparring with the Black Widow? Why did you give my baby a knife?

NATASHA, DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHING HER SIDE WHERE MORGAN GRAZED HER: You got me.

BUCKY: She didn’t even react like that when I shot her, Morg. You’re good at this. Great job with the stabbing!

TONY: I’m sorry what the fuck is happening.

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MORGAN, taking the chef’s knife from Pepper and mining stabbing: no, mom, you hold it like this

PEPPER: I don’t think that’s effective against cucumber but I’ll keep it in mind.

MORGAN: AUNTIE NEBULA! How do I stab a cucumber?

NEBULA, APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE, KNIVES IN HAND AND READY FOR STABBING: What’s a cucumber?

anais-ninja-bitch

which is the moment when pepper decides to teach nebula how to cook.

allofthefeelings

Bold of you to assume Pepper knows how to prepare literally anything but salads and sandwiches.

Nebula, on the other hand, has had to survive alone in space.

Please consider: Nebula efficiently dicing the cucumber, and then teaching Morgan and Pepper both how to prepare a simple meal, which would apparently taste better with a specific type of meat that they can’t acquire on Terran, but this is the best she can do given the circumstances.

stayoutofitnick

Nat: Wait what did you teach her?

Bucky: There are 206 bones in the human body…

Nat: James! She is a CHILD!

Nat: If you are fighting an opponent your age Morgan, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children’s bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that….

the-geek-cornucopia

I’m sorry I’m going to need someone to draw Bucky with his assassin in training murder puppets. On his hands. While Morgan and Nebula watch.