You’d definitely be the red light that helps chickens grow up and stuff, just because you’re teaching all HoC people manners and helping them grow up lmao
Dawn (@/dawn-but-different): Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Phoenix (@/phoenixrainsfire413): Why? It was important.
Dawn (@/dawn-but-different): All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crim (@/crimck), shrugging: The people need to know.
2.
Sunnie (@/hellohellohellohellohello3579): Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Ellie (@/ellie-star): Oh, that was all real.
Sunnie (@/hellohellohellohellohello3579): Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Ellie (@/ellie-star): If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
3.
Axi (@/axilotlbucket): As a responsible adult-
Sol (@/solspotted): *chuckles*
Axi (@/axilotlbucket): … As a responsible adult—
4.
Luna (@/lunathetunaaa): What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
Axi (@/axilotlbucket): Breakfast in bed!
Crim (@/crimck): Emails from AO3!
Iicor (@/iicor): My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Iicor (@/iicor): The screams of my enemies are a close second though.
5.
Phoenix (@/phoenixrainsfire413): Ly (@/wiltingtu1ips), you love me, right?
Ly (@/wiltingtu1ips): Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Bobbyn: What state do you live in?
Bunny: Constant anxiety.
Moon: Denial.
Mars: Perfection.
iicor : NEW YORK!
2.
Mars: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Bunny: we were helping iicor with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.
Moon: How is “Nice ass, Bobbyn” inappropriate?
3.
Bunny: God, if only someone loved me…
Mars: standing behind them with roses
iicor : holding box of chocolates
Bobbyn: has balloons and a card
Moon: facepalms This is sad.
4.
Mars: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Iiicor : Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Bunny: I kicked Moon in the shin-
Moon: -So I kicked Bunny between the legs.
Bobbyn: I burned a town down.
Mars: What?!
Moon: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Bobbyn: A lot of things.
Bunny: No shit.
5.
iicor : Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Mars: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Moon: iicor . Answer the question, iicor .
iicor : Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.
iicor : Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Mars: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Moon: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Mars: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Moon: It takes less than a minute.
Mars: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Moon: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Mars: Like seven minutes??
Bunny: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes… less than that if you use a saucepan!
Moon: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Bunny? Your stove is enchanted!
iicor : Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Bobbyn: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
Bunny: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Blueberry: *thinks for a bit* Barson!
Turtle: *laughter*
Bunny: And what stands for C?
Blueberry: Commit arson!!
Turtle: Ooooh.
Bunny: D!
Blueberry: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson!!!!!!
Turtle: *more laughter*
2:
Lukas, near tears: Please, Sugar, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
3:
Bunny: Some people are like slinkies. Beth: What? Bunny: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Beth: Beth: Please don't push Turtle down the stairs. Bunny: Too late.
4:
Marcy: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Robo: Damn, did you come up with that? Marcy: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Robo: Marcy: A really long fortune cookie.
5:
Enzo: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Bunny:
Enzo: Vroom vroom, come out already.
Okay so I cheated a bit so that they actually make sense and stuffs :3 also Turtle aint a moot and Im not one either but idc
Tagging everyone whom I included here? Oh and if like everyone could tag me back id love that cuz I want an excuse to do this again
@musicblueberry @wifilukas @sugar-craxy @aussiebeth (shush I know I got the tag from u) @pearly-po @robotiber123 @hom0zon3
Ok first of all: Bold of the generater to assume i have no idea. Ofc i know that the goal of a snowball fight is complete annihilation of the target. *pulls out the snowball gun*
Now to the quotes:
Marcy: Robo, you know how much I love you…
Robo: Whaddya want?
Marcy: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
(yeah that works)
Marcy, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Robo: The car takes a screenshot.
Lukas: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
(I can see this happening)
Lukas: Look, Sugar, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
(Did I mention this is gonna be a long post)
The Squad with cigarettes
Robo: I smoke regularly.
Sugar: I smoke sparingly.
Bunny: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Lukas: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Maus: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Marcy: What's a cigarette?
(Yes I put myself in there too. What are gonna do about it)
Robo: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Bunny: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Lukas: I ate it too-
Bunny: See?
Lukas: -On purpose…
Robo & Bunny: …What?
(Ok this but with moisturizer)
Marcy: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
Five minutes later
Marcy, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED.
(Do I need to say anything)
Robo: Blueberry, you can do anything!
Blueberry: Anything?
Robo: Anything!
Blueberry, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!
Robo: Wait, not that!
(Yes Blueberry! Anything)
Enzo: Where are you going?
Sugar: Hell, eventually.
(double pink ig)
Sugar: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!
Sugar: looks around ….Should I keep it?
Maus: Sugar, just do the right thing.
Lukas: And put in your bag.
Maus: No—
(I would say that)
Marcy: Who's in charge here?
Bunny, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
(This is what Vc is like sometimes)
Bunny: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
(This just felt like a Bunny quote idk)
Sugar: Which way did Enzo go?
Maus: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Sugar: You could really figure it out from that?
Maus: No, you idiot, Enzo sent me a text. See?
(I would never call anybody an idiot except myself so not very accurate)
Robo: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Bunny: Actually, Robo, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Uhm yeah hi... WHY is this so INSANELY accurate???!!?!?!
This quiz is such bullshit but somehow it work????
Uhhh, tags, right...
@sugar-craxy -wait when tf did u change ur pfp?- @wifilukas @periwinklepaint @schlaumaus @hey-its-celeste @aussiebeth @pearly-po @blueberry???? -girl what's ur Tumblr I'm struggling over here- And all the other silly goobers on my blog. Yes I'm talking to you! What are you doing here???? /Silly
Depression? Which depression? Oh that? Nah that ain't depression, thats just a whole bunch of bottled up problems. There is no need to worry... i am like 90 % sure...
Also do I seem like I have self confidence cause like it says, I don't.
@hom0zon3 @robotiber123 @bluetbluish and ofc everybody that wants to join in
My name is Bunny (@sleepybunnysnail) and this is the newest project I've been working on. A collaborative fanfic writing event where you write a fanfic together with 5 other people, swapping your fics every 10 minutes.
What: A more detailed explanation will be linked here in the future but for now I'll do my best to explain. Writing Frenzy is a game where 6 people start an MCYT fic, write for 10 minutes, and then give their fic to the next person. We continue that until everyone's written for every fic. The person who started a fic gets to read the chaos it ended up with and post the final product if they wish to do so. Writing Frenzies will range from a free for all to a specific fandom you'd have to stay in. On top of that there will be different gamemodes where we change some things up.
When: An avarage Writing Frenzy will be about 2 hours and will take place on a weekend. There will be multiple different timeslots so people from all over the world can participate. We will continue doing this until the hype dies down so the duration of this event depends on YOU!
How: You can join a Writing Frenzy in the Writing Frenzy discord server which will open soon. You will need a google account (we will not be able to see your email, so no worries about doxxing) and you'll need to apply a few days beforehand to one of the already planned timeslots.
Who: Right now our amazing mod team consists of @hey-its-celeste, @corrundumcat, @sugar-craxy, @lostinthe-void-666 and me :3
If you have any questions make sure to send an ask and we'll do our best to answer them!!!
Tags:
#Writing Frenzy - any posts relating to the event
#Writing Frenzy Asks - Our response to any questions you may have
Hey, so could everyone please let me know if they still have an unanswered yes or no question that I forgot to respond to, and could people reblog this post so the people that don’t follow me will still see it? Thank you in advance <3
Okay, I’m thinking of something rn. It can be an object, person or anything else. You get to ask me yes or no questions, with a maximum of 20. I will do this with everyone, but everyone gets a different object or thing. The person that gets the least guesses, gets a gift from me. Good luck :)