the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy
Always remember:
The enemy of my enemy
Dies next
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the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy
Always remember:
The enemy of my enemy
Dies next
Pick one to subject your blorbo to and pass it on
Hurt with no comfort
Love and care they believe they don't deserve
Flashbacks or reliving the Traumaâą
One good day where absolutely nothing bad happens
Stabbed and bleeding out somewhere remote
Their strained "I'm fine" is believed by their team
A mug of hot cocoa and the warmest, coziest blankets
Suddenly coughing up blood
A hug
Passing this round for rotation
tapeworm federation
This is either the vaguest idea I've ever heard of, or a thinly veiled threat, and I'm not sure which one.
Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.
I would die before I let a clanker do my writing
Theres a sudden loud girlish scream followed by sevral loud crashes. N and Uzi suddenly jump in shock at the sudden loud scream and the loud witch like cackling that followed a couple seconds later.
Uzi: âWHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?â
N: âARE YOU OK!?â
Khan and Noriâs bedroom door opens and Noriâs tiny core comes scuttling cackling like a witch. She has something on her head. As she approches it becomes clear what is on her head
Nori: âyour father found your key bugâ
Uzi: âKrav Maga!!! Ive been looking everywhere for her!!!â
Nori: âiâm sorry what!? Whats this things name!?â
Uzi: âKrav Maga! I thought sheâd been eaten!â
Nori: âyou named the fucking bug Krav Maga!?â
Uzi: âactually V didâŠ..is-âŠ.is dad ok?â
N gently scoops the small key bug up off Noriâs head
N: âKrav! Your bad! Bad bugs get the silly hat!â
Nori: âheâsâŠ.well lets just say my hunky Khany has a renwel seasonâ
Uzi: âMOM!! I DONâT NEED TO KNOW THIS!â
Nori: âhow am I not going to comment on how I just saw my hunky man flip a whole thick wooden work bench like it was nothing!!âŠ.though the scream took a couple points off on that but hey, nothings perfectâ
You know, I could've seen Doll name the keybug, after all, last I checked, krav maga is a Russian martial art
However with the emphasis on inflicting damage, it makes sense V would know and suggest it
Though that does raise the question, what martial arts survived humanity's extinction? Obviously krav maga, but which others, if any, were learned by the drones?
First, I would like to congratulate and thank @tumblr for their decision to roll back the most recent @changes in light of the backlash. This was clearly a massive change that had been in the works for some time, and was/is part of a much larger plan to attempt to modernize the site and make it more accessible to users from other platforms, and, I think this is very important, keep it financially stable.
We had it confirmed last year that Tumblr is in sustainment mode. That means, in tech world terms, that they aren't trying to grow massively or make fancy new updates or features for the hell of it. They're trying to make enough money to justify keeping the lights on so the entire service isn't shut down like Vine.
In the last month this site has been flooded with love, adoration, and support for the AO3 volunteers working around the clock to keep that site stable and functioning during outages and major updates, fending off bots, updating crucial infrastructure, adding minor new feature changes, search improvements, all of the things that Tumblr has been doing too, with what we hear now is only half a dozen or so paid employees.
But AO3 hosts text pages only. HD gifsets, a dozen sideblogs, uploading videos directly to your blog even if it takes forever to process? Those server costs have to be insane. And with AI those costs are skyrocketing and only about to get worse.
I have seen a dozen posts float around yelling that if you pay for Tumblr you're a sucker. Very rarely have I seen an equivalent for those posts like the ones that defend AO3 donation campaigns. So here goes mine.
I like paying for Tumblr premium.
The main reason is that I don't have to see ads, and I do everything I can in my life to avoid seeing ads. The second reason is I want this site to not crumble into the aether with no warning.
I rarely ever use the monthly free Blaze feature, but I really appreciate that I can when I need to, on my own posts across any sideblog, or someone else's post I want to highlight.
I definitely use this hellsite enough to want to support it for $0.19 a day.
I know people are upset that the cost raised, and that not everyone can afford the annual discount, but $70 instead of $7 a month is a whole two months off, which isn't just a good deal, but also say to me that Tumblr is prioritizing longer term funds over month-to-month.
The fact the cost raised means that the program was moderately successful, but that they are still struggling to keep the lights on.
My suggestion to Staff is to read your loyal, vocal, and dedicated audience. If you are in maintenance mode, we understand, and we will support you.
To @tumblr Management, as a simple and cheap monetization model based on other sites, I would sincerely suggest there is proof Tumblr users would respond well to a transparency campaign modeled after non-profit entities like AO3 & Wikipedia, with rough estimates of server costs and staff salaries, and an ability to pay/donate more flexibly than a monthly subscription.
Note: There are all kinds of ways to set something like this up, maybe rewards like a system for prioritization on bug fixes and new feature implementation like free users having five votes, premium users ten, and either having the ability to buy more, all filling the collective annual/quarterly budget. While Tumblr is not a non-profit, a sustainment SaaS could work well in the Kickstarter stretch-goal model right now.
So because we're going to be cranky in the coming days, because there's not great communication on what the long term roadmap is yet, and we're all stressed and anxious about one safe-ish spot we have in the world getting threatened, because this shit happens when there's only half a dozen people left to run a site that's fifteen years of chaos on every level and we forget while we're in our little bubbles, let me say it now:
We know we're not always the easiest cats to herd, and working here is somewhat of a thankless job these days. So Thank You @staff, for all you do, and thank you for keeping the lights on.
I may be a newer user, I've only been on this site for about a year, but I know as well that the staff deserve all the recognition and care for their efforts, especially with this robotic wave approaching
@staff no matter what, know that we stand with you against the tide, for now and the future
Tumblr is one of the last bastions against the threat AI poses, and we appreciate the effort to hold it back
If I donât see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god
This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And yâall better get off this userâs blog if you donât hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD
Curb stomp nazi
Susie is here to remind you to swing an axe at ur local nazi
I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*
hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*
fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!
piano
mr. ant tenna hates nazis!
Doctor Robotnik hates nazis!
The Vengeful Deity hates Nazis as well!
*holds up sign reading: Nazis are worse than Radiance*
Yeah, Naziâs are bad.
Donât even taste goodâŠ.
But Iâll eat them anyways to get rid of Nazis.
There are few things, things we believe to be irredeemable, nazis are one of them.
Nazi are deemed to be very unethical and thus are to be exterminated on sight
Ew. Those humans suck. Fuck Nazis. They have no right here. AT ALL.
Also the ethics committee says all employees or other being on site are invited to punch scp-2430 the immortal clone of Hitler
At least we can all agree that Nazi's suck and punching them in the face is a good thing
I've got my nazi punching spiked knuckles ready, just give me the target
if weâve been mutuals for long enough i donât even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
Reblogging for personal reasons
This is in reference to a few specific muts of mine
reblog to slowblink at your mutuals
I am doing this, and passing you all hot drinks of your preference
Hey! Spin this Wheel of all Pokemon Abilities!
You now have this Ability in your real life!
How do you feel?
HELL YEAH THIS IS AWESOME
This is extremely great!
This is very good!
This is⊠pretty good
This⊠could be worse?
I feel utterly neutral about this
This has very strong upsides and downsides, feel conflicted
This is basically useless to me!
This⊠isnât great
This sucksâŠ
This is really bad, actually!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I got desolate land
Rain will fear me, and I will be sure of this
Hehe... đ
I have come to the realization that this account is flopping
which means no one is watching.
I thought flopping would be embarrassing
turns out it just means Im free
this blog is now a safe space for my worst ideas
hehehe..... đ
Tumblr, we know what we must do now
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
Do it, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on
On it boss, do you want the original, or the more dramatic one used for your betrayal moment, or maybe the one you want to use before your boss fight?
sometimes girls just be pretty like that and you have to try not to get flustered
I have no such weaknesses
Hello again, how have you been?
I'll try to keep this short and simple, at least, as much as I can
What happened to Clancy's drones, the ones that stayed on earth, namely Brick and Roadhouse (if they did stay on earth, of course)
Thank you for your time, and I hope you are doing well and will continue to do well
A majority of them die. In the wake of the solver drones the government goes around and rounds up as many drones as they can. They know about Clancy, his videos give him away as a large owner of drones. They are only able to get their hands on a few of Clancyâs drones including Cricket, Ford, Vlad, Vladâs parents, and a few others.
They ment to come back for the rest but sadly the Earth was destroyed before they got the chance and those still left at Clancyâs house were killed the in the destruction of Earth. RoadHouse and Brick were a few of the drones that died by Clancyâs side. Brick couldnât just leave Clancy for dead and died trying to defend him, Roadhouse couldnât just leave her mate and she died at his side as well. Clancy and Hanna died in the destruction of Earth as well.
Those that were taken by the government had been shipped off to Copper 9 and had managed to survive the major events but they lost their friends, other family, they lost Clancy, Hanna, and amazing home he built
Learning that that mountain of a drone fell to stay with the human who cared for him is heartbreaking, but fits so well, a shame for what happened to them all, thank you for answering this question
thinking of making something like this, might make extra changes as i go
A word of advice, don't take a chunk out of the back of the blade, it decreases the integrity of the blade, if you want to decrease weight, make the blade iteslt shorter
If you want it to look cool, put in a forward bend like a kukri, or make it curve backwards like a cutlass, makes it better at cutting too
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is âI like your shoelacesâ
that way we know weâre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iâm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
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