fun fact: i've been tired since birth

hi I'm taylor and you're probably super cool (they/them)

[girlactionfigure]

Link

[anauthorandherservicedog]

I believe he also now has a library card.

[english-history-trip]

Would die for MERLin

[pochowek]

Stop romanticizing art students

Stop romanticizing those big black cases they carry around. Who knows what lurks within

[papasmoke]

well personally i just keep a harmless swarm of tadpoles in mine

[pochowek]

Good. none of my business

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[ankle-beez]

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

This is absolutely amazing

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[thatweirdferretlady]

[milesgmorales-archive]

We don’t like that!

[arr-jim-lad]

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

[powerarmor]

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[joner]

any news with you guys

[gothchurch]

I saw two dogs and a ferret in a vest today

[joner]

[thebearemoji]

You know what needs more lesbians? 

Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[sixpenceee]

A cobra skeleton.

[cookii-whore]

[hey-bae-bae]