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Czech I 27 | they/them  mostly reblogging cats and funny stuff, occasionally complaing about life, rarely posting about the stupid little gay book I've been writing for years

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[queercodex]

the lottery by shirley jackson

[tanukipost]

hold on i have to read something real quick

[tanukipost]

dude

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[memescomedy]

[spiletta42]

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

[cherrydj-l]

there's no way anyone believed them

[cherrydj-l]

ik she probably actually turned into a dragon, but have you considered Flemeth just dragging them all the way to her hut for fun

[polishwave]

[enki2]

[memecucker]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[thememedaddy]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[marzipaint]

smoking gun

[aethersea]

I love the double meaning here so much, because throughout the movie Sofia IS the smoking gun. she’s the warning and the evidence of first Mario’s betrayals, then his son’s, then Katya’s, and if Goncharov had paid more attention, she might have been the warning he needed to save himself.

but then again, maybe not. he was already running out of time.

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

[mun-urufu]

400k notes

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

[animentality]

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

[kopretina]

d🙂bré rán☕