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Czech I 27 | they/them  mostly reblogging cats and funny stuff, occasionally complaing about life, rarely posting about the stupid little gay book I've been writing for years

[polishwave]

[enki2]

[memecucker]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[thememedaddy]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[marzipaint]

smoking gun

[aethersea]

I love the double meaning here so much, because throughout the movie Sofia IS the smoking gun. she’s the warning and the evidence of first Mario’s betrayals, then his son’s, then Katya’s, and if Goncharov had paid more attention, she might have been the warning he needed to save himself.

but then again, maybe not. he was already running out of time.

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

[mun-urufu]

400k notes

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

[animentality]

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

[kopretina]

d🙂bré rán☕

[sparrowsocks]

Xhorhasians cooking up bug dinner and gardening while their empire partners are busy getting in back alley brawls and wizard torture politics.

[animentality]

[animentality]

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[veliseraptor]

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

[kitten-kin]

[leahazel]

F5 F5 F5

[kitten-kin]

… F5 F5 F5 F5F5F5F5F5

[awlwren]

[id: comic about a calico cat. In the first panel, she sits on a counter labelled “My Platform” and hits “Fic” off the edge to the sound effect “*post*”.

Five minutes later, she sits on the ground, labelled “archiveofourown.com”, and twists her head around to stare at the fallen Fic, thinking “Comints?”]/end id.

[id: another comic with the same cat and Fic. She crouches down and baps Fic with one paw, thinking “Comint?” again?

Between the panels, she sits in a more dignified pose, glaring at Fic. “…”

In the final panel, she continuously baps Fic, her paw a blur, poor Fic deforming under the pressure, but there are still no comints.]/end id.