the American prep

[youneedakeely]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

energy .

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... in court

So this morning I was in court disputing a traffic ticket when I called the judge “your majesty”…

[12b6]

oh my god

[like-fairy-tales]

[nyctogenous-deactivated20170706]

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

You gotta find someone that matches your goofy

[amargedom]

“Sometimes not telling people anything is a good thing.”

— Jason Myers, Exit Here (via amargedom)

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[that-catholic-shinobi]

That means you’re a selkie love

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

[almondmilkgal]

sext: “did you see the moon tonight?”

[naturaekos]

[infpisme]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[shmwrites]

i fear that

i am

both

too much

yet

not enough

even at my best i’m a mess.

[ruemag]

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[j6]

back by unpopular demand: me