A Dance With The Devil

[madeleineengland]

I’m not crying, you are

[vulva-lacking-losers]

-and that’s it

[constant-diablerie]

here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??

[macaroni-0verlord]

@nyamafriend @mackie-winchester @saltybambootrash guys look

i emailed them and-

:))

[mackiecos]

DUGHAHHRJ1JEHWIDHJEBXJSIS

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Oh my fucking god

[the-worm-man]

Amazing!

[lala-the-rebel]

Now this I can get behind

[ghoul-stars-deactivated20190916]

PlEASE CAH MAKE THIS A REALITY

[sokkable]

in m. night’s movie they replaced actual Chinese characters that were readily available and shown in literally every single episode with gibberish nonsense that is also high key ugly

here’s the link to the the OP

[tenaciousdecapitator]

They weren’t just inaccurate to the show, they went out of their WAY to be as inaccurate in general as possible. Dammit, M. Night.

[khelladon]

[trilllizard666]

to be totally fair, I think a lot of that shit wasn’t his fault, but from what studio execs kept making him do until the point he finally just fucking gave up and clearly just sat back, tuned everything out, and started picking up a check

for one thing, Nicola Peltz 100% got the role because of nepotism and bypassed the audition process that everyone else had to go through, like Sokka, Aang, and Zuko’s actors had to go through

[canape-official]

Interviews and post mortems have pointed out that shyamalan is basically the only one in the staff that actually saw the show, as it was his kids’ favorite show, so basically shyamalan is why the movie is as accurate as it is

[switch-up-snowfox]

[thetruerarkher]

Biggest twist in Shyamalan’s career: He was the only one that wanted the Avatar movie to succeed

[twiststreet]

!!!

[juneboba]

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try

[jumpingjacktrash]

HOLY SHIT ok first of all that is a brilliant use of technology, and second, that activated my flight response bigtime and i bet it convinced people to evacuate that weren’t gonna, which would’ve saved lives. so good job folks, worth the effort.

[blogthegreatrouge]

Why can’t she share that protective shield spell that she clearly casted on herself at least?

[onlytwitterpics]

[hismami]

[meghanncrawford]

[mymanylives]

black and white: Game of Thrones

[elorablue]

[theweirdwideweb]

[sitta-pusilla]

That’s one lazy horse

[youre-doing-amazing-sweety]

This horse reminds me that it’s ok to take time out for yourself once in a while. Enjoy the food.

[bob-belcher]

[swiftbeat]

[j-oana]

Sharing_Pixels <3

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[reginasphalanges]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[insidehishead]

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

[dynastylnoire]

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

[comebackxkidx-deactivated201608]

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

[spazztastikim]

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

[colamania]

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

[incorrectmetgayla]