L’éternité pour moi ne sera qu’un instant.

Morgan | 24 | 🇨🇦

[everythingfox]

“Snep is startled by the camera”

(via)

[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[trans-shepard]

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

[girlfriemd]

Happy martin birthday

[funny-tik-toks]

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[elkian]

nyoom

stare at ghost

get stuck in improbable place

battle the demons

litter explosion

engine noise

[memeclassheroes]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[luisonte]

Cuanto tiempo libre tiene la gente

[preludeinz]

these are the only kind of trick shots i want to see. where all the evidence of every previous failed attempt is clearly visible in frame.

[omghotmemes]

Absolute murder.

[hyah-through-hyrule]

Obsessed with this

[hyah-through-hyrule]

[waterhobbit]

whoever is in charge of the Oklahoma department of fish and wildlife's social media is doing a great job in the last year.

[only-tiktoks]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

No need to unmute, he sounds exactly how you'd expect a man of his disposition to

[funny-tik-toks]

[moldavite-moved]

a selection of beasts i resonate w this week

[ershebet]

hmm

[byjove]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[partywithponies]

girl's night

[remnantglow]

classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal

[o-kurwa]

[actionpackedjackson]

Booty shorts that say this

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER