Fake Blood All Over Everything

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Fake Blood All Over Everything
Dissociating at my desk again
It's not grrrrrreat.
I want to die
Everyone except me has someone they love.
No matter how hard I try, I'll never make up for what was done to me - what ruined my life.
And I'll never reach the potential that I started out with.
It's completely out of reach.
Whatever I do, it is but a shadow of what my life could have been.
I'm doomed to mediocrity and wage-slavery.
I should just kill myself, eventually, when the last bit of thrill I can get from life is gone and experienced.
After that, what's the point?
How is that person STILL crunching on something?
She’s literally been eating stuff all day, constantly. FML.
Someone is eating dry cereal, piece by piece.
Please kill me.
“pistachios are beautiful on the inside”
When the TPM starts filing feature requests left and right as bugs, and then starts adding them to the sprint.
When it’s the morning of release day... and the TPM is still creating tickets and adding them to the sprint.
Me: “How did all these tickets get in my test queue?!?!?”
1) When the PM dumps eighty zillion blocked tickets back into my test queue less than an hour before sprint retrospective.
2) Me trying to test every single one of those tickets before retro.
MFW that one coworker starts munching on peanuts RIGHT NEXT TO MY EARS, JFC STOP IT YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.
Me when the team deploys and all the fixes from last build aren’t there anymore.
Dissociating at work: it’s grrrrrrrreat!
Not really tho
MFW I actually find an error in the app that generates another error when I try to dismiss it.
Someone is drinking SOMETHING and I want to die.
when you hear your boss and the cto talking about someone using female pronouns and the imposter syndrome kicks in even though you are not even sure whether you are the one being discussed or what is being said
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh stop breathing so loud