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Dissociating at my desk again

It's not grrrrrreat.

#ptsd #cptsd #all the tsd's #capitalism is why i have mental health issues #capitalism kills #aaahhhhhh #scream at own ass #can i please just be a opossum #that would be nice

I want to die

Everyone except me has someone they love.

No matter how hard I try, I'll never make up for what was done to me - what ruined my life.

And I'll never reach the potential that I started out with.

It's completely out of reach.

Whatever I do, it is but a shadow of what my life could have been.

I'm doomed to mediocrity and wage-slavery.

I should just kill myself, eventually, when the last bit of thrill I can get from life is gone and experienced.

After that, what's the point?

#suicide #suicidal #killing myself #i mean it makes sense #I'm already ruined as a person #I'll never be able to fulfill my destiny #nobody loves me #all i can do is keep score #and quit when it becomes more of a burden than it's worth to exist.#I'll probably jump off a bridge #and let the ocean take me

How is that person STILL crunching on something?

She’s literally been eating stuff all day, constantly. FML.

#misophonia #please kill me #please

Someone is eating dry cereal, piece by piece.

Please kill me.

“pistachios are beautiful on the inside”

#lol #funny #shit white girls say #the office #no context theater

When the TPM starts filing feature requests left and right as bugs, and then starts adding them to the sprint.

#qa #qa testing #QA testers #software testing #software testers #this is quality assurance #justpmthings #justdevthings #justqathings #software humor #fml #lol #rofl #ptsd #dissociating #tech industry

When it’s the morning of release day... and the TPM is still creating tickets and adding them to the sprint.

Me: “How did all these tickets get in my test queue?!?!?”

1) When the PM dumps eighty zillion blocked tickets back into my test queue less than an hour before sprint retrospective.

2) Me trying to test every single one of those tickets before retro.

MFW that one coworker starts munching on peanuts RIGHT NEXT TO MY EARS, JFC STOP IT YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.

#even opossums eat quieter than that coworker #misophonia #actually misophonic #stop #just stop #stop being disgusti #stop chewing with your mouth open #you are literally so gross #i am cringing out of my entire skin #staaaahhhppp

Me when the team deploys and all the fixes from last build aren’t there anymore.

#qa #qa testing #qa tester #QA testers #software testing #software development #Software Developers #software tester #SoftDev #devops reactions #devops #justqathings #that test life #lol #ha ha #stress #drinking #drinking at work #this is quality assurance

Dissociating at work: it’s grrrrrrrreat!

Not really tho

#qa #qa testing #qa tester #QA testers #quality assurance #this is quality assurance #trauma #ptsd #traumatic experiences #dissociation #eyyyyyyy #psychological trauma #dead inside #i am dead inside #why am i here #what am i even doing #paranoia #why do i continue to work in an industry that is inherently traumatic and sexist

MFW I actually find an error in the app that generates another error when I try to dismiss it.

Someone is drinking SOMETHING and I want to die.

#misophonia #depression #aaaaahhhhhh #why #why am i like this #actually misophonic #disability #pls stop

when you hear your boss and the cto talking about someone using female pronouns and the imposter syndrome kicks in even though you are not even sure whether you are the one being discussed or what is being said

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh stop breathing so loud

#misophonia #actually misophonic #kill the loud breathers #jk but do run away from them #where the fuck are my noise cancelling headphones #I'm seriously about to go the fuck home this is torture pls make it stop

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