The Moose's Lair @theapatheticmoose - Tumblr Blog

beardedmrbean

We got you buddy

aniki-price

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

snazzy-hats-and-adhd

"Buckets don't occur in nature"

actually goes hard as fuck.

nancywheelesbian

Max catching Steddie like that one Vine. Comes in early in the morning to ask Eddie for a ride somewhere only for Steve’s head to pop out of the blankets. And she’s unbothered and just “okay Eddie put clothes on we leave in 5 minutes”

Then on the drive over Eddie insists nothing happened and they’re just friends and stop asking Max. (She asks Steve he breaks immediately)

morganbritton132

Robin loves Steve in a completely platonic our-souls-were-fused-together-in-an-underground-Russian-torture-bunker kind of way.

She really does but she wishes this man had more self-awareness of who he is and why exactly he can't just - "drop you off. Its raining and I'm already here, Robin. It's not adding to my commute if I let you out at the door."

"That's not the issue."

"Oh, so you don't care about the gas I’m wasting picking you up for school?"

She gives him a flat look, "No."

"Ungrateful youth."

"Okay, Grandpa," She cracks a smile. "It's not that I think you'd mind. It's that everyone else will mind."

Steve raises an eyebrow, "Why would anyone care that you get dropped off??"

"No one cares that -they'll care who is dropping me off?"

Steve is silent for a second - contemplating and also merging into the drop off lane - and then he asks, "Literally why would anyone care about that?"

"Because you're you??!"

"I’m me," He nods slowly. "Your coworker. Your friend. I’m not seeing the problem?"

"Steve 'The Hair' Harrington-"

"Hate that nickname."

"-starts dropping off a nobody girl from band and you think that's not going to disrupt the high school ecosystem? People will think we're dating."

"I don't even go to this school anymore??" Steve says. "Rob, I love you. Tectonically, or whatever. But no one is paying that much attention to other people."

"They are," She insists, "To you."

Steve shrugs.

He then reaches across her and pushes open the passenger side door because, "- oh look at that. The front door. Of the school. Where I’m dropping you off and, gasp. The world didn't explode."

Robin gives him a very flat look, "Don't say gasp."

He grins.

She grabs her backpack and her trumpet case, and tells him, "You're the worst."

"Feeling like the best right now."

"I hate you."

"No, you don't."

Robin doesn't even make it to her locker before being asked if Steve Harrington is her boyfriend.

morganbritton132

While Robin is fighting for her life to convince people that she is not dating Steve, Dustin is telling everyone he sees that Steve Harrington is his best friend. Practically brothers. He's kinda like Dustin's sidekick actually.

No one believes him.

feysandschild

you seem pretty avoidant for a girl so desperate for love

puppiegracie

youweremyridehome

whooppsss i forgot to post these from ccb2025

yours truly cosplaying as terry (sharron lutz) from drawtectives (celestial spear)

only 2 ppl in the crowd recognised the char 😃😃😃

lanadel-heyyy

those are some handsome eyelashes

secretly-parker

I have a head-cannon Katniss' wedding ring had the pearl instead of a diamond.

honey-kyun

"I feel around for the parachute and slide my fingers inside until they close around the pearl. I sit back on my bed cross-legged and find myself rubbing the smooth iridescent surface of the pearl back and forth against my lips. For some reason, it’s soothing. A cool kiss from the giver himself." - "Mockingjay" p. 33

Absolutely gobsmacked to have received this gorgeous and devastating piece of art as a birthday gift from my dear @peaonfire 🥹🥹 Pea is an incredible artist and a pillar of the Everlark community and I try to tell her that all the time. I hope she gets even more deserved praise for this stunning beauty!!

irvingsbailiffs

THE HUNGER GAMES 2012 — dir. Gary Ross

the-lucky-frog

🐱👧🍞🖌

annoying-vegan

It’s giving Peeta Mellark

rockytheeridian

If someone asked me at the end / I'd tell them, "Put me back in it" (Da-ah, darlin') / I would do it again (Ah-ah, ah-ah) / If I could hold you for a minute (Da-ah, darlin') / I'd go through it again (Ah-ah, ah-ah) / I would still be surprised I could find you, darlin', in any life / If I could hold you for a minute / Da-ah, darlin', I would do it again — Francesca, Hozier

connorwyndham

"Me ?" I say in disbelief. "I am living proof that the Capitol always wins. I tried to keep that sun from rising on another reaping day, I tried to change things and now everybody's dead. You don't want me." And I don't want him. I don't want help from anybody in the Capitol ever again. I could never trust them. "We do want you. You shook up the Capitol, both figuratively and literally, with that earthquake. You were capable of imagining a different future. And maybe it won't be realized today, maybe not in our lifetime. Maybe it will take generations. We're all part of a continuum. Does that make it pointless ?" "I just don't know. But I do know, you need someone different from me." "No, Haymitch, we need someone exactly like you." "Just luckier ?" I say. "Luckier, or with better timing." — Sunrise on the Reaping, 2025, written by Suzanne Collins.