[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[vastwinterskies]

we must start asking the real questions. Like whether the old Holzmichl is still alive

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[depsidase]

[enki2]

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[klaus-peter-willi-und-zoe]

born to be a devoted lesbian housewife, forced to crack open a cold one with the boys because for some reason out of all people the ones that consistently show they care are the straight men in my life

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[padre-matt]

CDU Wahlversprechen: "Berlin wird pollerfrei".

Poller. Ihr wisst schon. Diese Pfosten im Straßenverkehr, dessen Hauptaufgabe es ist, die Leben von Menschen auf Gehwegen, Radwegen, oder in verkehrsberuhigten Zonen zu schützen. Damit z.B. Kinder in Wohnstraßen sicher existieren und spielen können, aber auch um öffentliche Plätze zu schützen und das Leben in Wohngebieten menschenfreundlich zu halten. Oft geht's sogar nur darum, dass LKWs nicht durch Wohnsiedlungen abkürzen sollen.

Vor nicht mal 10 Tagen ist jemand mit einem Auto in die Berliner Pride-Parade gefahren. Fußläufig von diesem Plakat. Hip-hip-hooray, alles für die Autos!

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[lepidopteragirl]

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music