✧ xenon!! ✧

"are you praying again? how raw are your knees? how often will you repent?" bsd oc rp blog!!

[theassistantmanager]

"you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes."

[pt: "you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes."]

(divider credit: @/kodaswrld)

"uhhhh... hi? i'm xenon, i guess. basic stuff about me, i'm 14, and i go by it/its pronouns ONLY. i work as sigma's assistant manager at the casino, even if i'm not an adult yet. i'm pretty sure he only hired me because we were both made by the book. hm? my ability? i like to call it the poison jungle. it's one of those ability space things. it's just a giant jungle with deadly carnivorous plants. well, now that i've told you the basics, unless you need assistance, scram."

OOC talking will be outside of quotations marks, or in [brackets like this!]

for sending in asks:

other ask blogs (for canon or ocs) are encouraged and appreciated!!

absolutely no nsfw. mod AND oc are both minors.

mod uses any pronouns, xenon uses only it/its

i will delete an ask if it makes me uncomfy!!

anon magic is allowed but only to a certain extent

radqueers, anti-endos, bigots, homphobes, pedos, zoos, anti-therians, anti-xenos, etc dni!! shoo!! i don't like you!!

TAGS:

customer questions - asks

hissing through the air vents - in character posts

mod is stupid - ooc posts

let's go gambling!! - reblogs

the glowing noble gas - misc.

more info on xenon below the cut

-pretty much just sigma's younger sibling

-it's typically pretty hostile towards strangers!

-it doesn't belong to a specific organization but is close to the DOA

-i dont have much abt it so this is really just to help me develop its character

[the-new-galaxy]

"Hey. Uh. I found something I thought you might like."

Xenon grumbles, handing Erin a necklace with little star pendant.

"It's been in the lost and found for about 6 months now, and no one's claimed it, sooo..."

-- @theassistantmanager

“.. huh.”

[erin spun around the pendant in his fingers, a bored expression on their face. a.. necklace. huh. maybe Fyodor would like it..]

“thank you, I suppose.”

[or maybe she would keep it for themselves.]

[theassistantmanager]

"It's nothing. You're one of the only other people I've found who's my age and related to this... organization, we'll call it, so I consider you... sort of like a friend? An acquaintance, at least."

Xenon shrugged slightly.

[godsmostcageddove]

please don't bully my staff?

@starsweremeantforfalling

"But it's so fun~!"

[starrysigbsd]

i'm getting so many complaints!

[godsmostcageddove]

"About little ole meeee???"

very clearly fake innocence, fluttering her lashes

[starrysigbsd]

yes!

[godsmostcageddove]

"Preposterous!! Point me towards the traitors!"

[starrysigbsd]

.. nikolai that's basically everyone employed at my casino

[godsmostcageddove]

":0 I cant believe this betrayal!! And Siggy wont even defend me-!"

[starrysigbsd]

what am i supposed to defend?

[godsmostcageddove]

"Me, of course! Your precious friend!"

[starrysigbsd]

.. just give this to them next time

a note saying "nikolai has permission to do whatever as long as he doesn't cause mass destruction"

[godsmostcageddove]

"You barred my favorite activity :("

[starrysigbsd]

sigh

sig adds "some destructions allowed as long as nikolai, fyodor, bram or fukuchi pays for repairs after

[starrysigbsd]

.

@theassistantmanager

[theassistantmanager]

"..you know what, as long as I don't have to pay for damages I'm fine. And as long as we don't lose customers."

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[godsmostcageddove]

"myyysteryyy~ I can't give away if its poisoned or not!"

[theassistantmanager]

"EXCUSE ME."

[godsmostcageddove]

"HMMMM??"

[theassistantmanager]

"PLEASE DO NOT POISON MY CUTOMERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH??"

[godsmostcageddove]

"Your customers?? Last I checked they were Siggy's! Anyway, I guess I can spoil the surprise enough to reassure you that it's not poisoned- this time"

[theassistantmanager]

"wh. what do you mean this time."

[godsmostcageddove]

"QUIZ TIIIME~ Have I poisoned the mystery meat before??"

[theassistantmanager]

"Yes. You have."

[godsmostcageddove]

"WRONG~! That's be too easyyyy"

[theassistantmanager]

"...I'm not sure whether to be concerned or relieved."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Be neither!! Be anxious thinking about what I'll do next!"

[theassistantmanager]

"I already am."

[theassistantmanager]

messily scribbled permission slip that says "nikolai can do whatever he wants forever"

"what is this shit."

rips it into pieces :3

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[godsmostcageddove]

"myyysteryyy~ I can't give away if its poisoned or not!"

[theassistantmanager]

"EXCUSE ME."

[godsmostcageddove]

"HMMMM??"

[theassistantmanager]

"PLEASE DO NOT POISON MY CUTOMERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH??"

[godsmostcageddove]

"Your customers?? Last I checked they were Siggy's! Anyway, I guess I can spoil the surprise enough to reassure you that it's not poisoned- this time"

[theassistantmanager]

"wh. what do you mean this time."

[godsmostcageddove]

"QUIZ TIIIME~ Have I poisoned the mystery meat before??"

[theassistantmanager]

"Yes. You have."

[godsmostcageddove]

"WRONG~! That's be too easyyyy"

[theassistantmanager]

"...I'm not sure whether to be concerned or relieved."

[theassistantmanager]

i think . the customers are still trapped in the elevator

@starsweremeantforfalling

"...oh, SHIT- uh. I'm gonna go. fix that. really quick."

[starrysigbsd]

it's ok i can pull them back up later . if i remember to :3

[theassistantmanager]

"Alright, that's good."

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[godsmostcageddove]

"myyysteryyy~ I can't give away if its poisoned or not!"

[theassistantmanager]

"EXCUSE ME."

[godsmostcageddove]

"HMMMM??"

[theassistantmanager]

"PLEASE DO NOT POISON MY CUTOMERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH??"

[godsmostcageddove]

"Your customers?? Last I checked they were Siggy's! Anyway, I guess I can spoil the surprise enough to reassure you that it's not poisoned- this time"

[theassistantmanager]

"wh. what do you mean this time."

[godsmostcageddove]

"QUIZ TIIIME~ Have I poisoned the mystery meat before??"

[theassistantmanager]

"Yes. You have."

[theassistantmanager]

i think . the customers are still trapped in the elevator

@starsweremeantforfalling

"...oh, SHIT- uh. I'm gonna go. fix that. really quick."

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[godsmostcageddove]

"myyysteryyy~ I can't give away if its poisoned or not!"

[theassistantmanager]

"EXCUSE ME."

[godsmostcageddove]

"HMMMM??"

[theassistantmanager]

"PLEASE DO NOT POISON MY CUTOMERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH??"

[godsmostcageddove]

"Your customers?? Last I checked they were Siggy's! Anyway, I guess I can spoil the surprise enough to reassure you that it's not poisoned- this time"

[theassistantmanager]

"wh. what do you mean this time."

[theassistantmanager]

//....ermm i may have forgotten to put the other ask anonymous, but we pretend you dint know who am I

-🌙⭐️💤

[OOC: your secret's safe with me dude dw]

[theassistantmanager]

*The kid bites Xenon's hand instead of taking the peanuts*

Awh not food :<

-🌙⭐️💤

"OW- that hurt, you little brat."

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[godsmostcageddove]

"myyysteryyy~ I can't give away if its poisoned or not!"

[theassistantmanager]

"EXCUSE ME."

[godsmostcageddove]

"HMMMM??"

[theassistantmanager]

"PLEASE DO NOT POISON MY CUTOMERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH??"

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[godsmostcageddove]

"myyysteryyy~ I can't give away if its poisoned or not!"

[theassistantmanager]

"EXCUSE ME."

[theassistantmanager]

*a kid shows up*

Food.

*They stare at you intensily*

-🌙⭐️💤

"..oh. Uhm. Uhhhhh."

Xenon digs in its pockets for a bit, before pulling out a bag of peanuts and holding it out.

"Here ya go, kid. Do younger kids eat peanuts...?"

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."

[godsmostcageddove]

"A MYSTERY!!! :D"

[theassistantmanager]

"...fine, whatever, just don't poison anyone please."

[theassistantmanager]

suspiciously messing with food in the casino kitchen

@godsmostcageddove

"Oh, for fuck's sake- quit that."

[godsmostcageddove]

"try and stop me hehehe"

[theassistantmanager]

"I will call security."

[godsmostcageddove]

"Security means nothing to me~~"

[theassistantmanager]

"In that case I will beat you myself. I am 14 and 160 cm, I will destroy you."

[godsmostcageddove]

"mhm mhm, I'm sure you will"

[theassistantmanager]

"..fuck you."

[godsmostcageddove]

pat pat pat its head

"Anyway it's mystery meat friday and I have work to do!"

[theassistantmanager]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MYSTERY MEAT. NIKOLAI. WHAT IS MYSTERY MEAT."