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[anxietyproblem]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Brain: Hey.

Me: Yes, brain?

Brain: BEWARE.

Me: Oh… Can you please be more specific?

Brain: …BEWARE!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s like having Spider Sense which is Constantly Tingling

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lazylittledragon]

can we please please please stop turning depression and suicide into this romanticised bullshit, like i wasn’t a ‘tortured soul’ or ‘an angel who wanted to go home’, i was sick and it was fucking exhausting and it took away my childhood and if depression is one thing then it’s ugly so don’t you dare try and make it into something beautiful.

[hydro-homies]

Women be shopping

[positive-memes]

Somehow this made me feel better

[island-delver-go]

(Source)

[jnacho]

[ruinedchildhood]

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

[madammuffins]

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

[gayer-than-you]

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

[hockyeah]

*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra

[galacticpasta]

*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew

[vintagedad]

*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom

[babyanimalgifs]

[occidentalavian]

[insidiousclouds-2]

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

[bestthingfortoday]

Wild coyote on the roof of a bar, Queens, NY. March, 2015. via

[sauridae]

new york freakin city babey

[letshidebodies]

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

[syllarinfirinne]

Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.

[valtsv]

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

[valtsv]

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

[tallgreenlady]

This is apparently the discourse in question?

[ruffboi-mags]

oh. my. god.

[higglety]

this just in: short people can’t date

[recursivelyassembling]

#actully on second thought im glad this hellsite is dying #pull the plug tumblr#do it #put us all out of our misery #set us free

fucking cosigned

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Any relationship with a short person is problematic because of a power imbalance”

I guess I’d better tell my girlfriend she’s Problematic for loving me

Also oh my god

Reading the above post made me Genuinely Envy The Dead

Because they never had to live to read how Steven Universe ships are “Problematic” because Something Something Bullshit or that short people shouldn’t date the tall because That’s Abuse Apparently

[arctic-hands]

Forever shortie squad, forever alone

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me: Babe for loving me, a Known Short Person, u gotta go to jail now

My Girlfriend: this is something from that fuckin website isn’t it

Me: :D

My Girlfriend: I’ll take that as a yes

[lostandunicorny]

Boyfriend and I are same height.

Noice

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

In the world to come you two will be safe from the ruthless Judges who police human romance on their sky bikes making sure that no one dates someone slightly shorter than they are

Which is punishable by twenty years in an ISO-CUBE

[baronessbamf]

I have to tell my 6 foot father and my 5 foot mother that they must divorce eachother now.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Mother

Father

it is with a heavy heart and a solemn face that I inform you that your relationship is, in fact, problematic”

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[kittyb4e]

[1esbrarian]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HOW DO I GET A PLACE ON THE CREW OF THE LESBIAN SHUTTLE

[lesbian-and-useless]

Maybe if I sneek onto the shuttle…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m gonna snuggle myself aboard in the luggage <3_<3

[survivablyso]

someone tell NASA what aces are ffs. we already want to go to space, they’d be swarmed with volunteers.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You would be a Space Ace living on a Space Base :D

[survivablyso]

YESSSSSSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Making it your happy Space Place :D

[survivablyso]

you. I like you. you speak my language

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

I am glad my puns bring you joy <3

HUGS

[chromaslip]

Lesbian flight go

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Lesbian/Ace Solidarity is conquering mars and then not letting the heterosexuals have the planet

[krishnath]

Is there a place there for people who are bi?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Bisexuals are welcome in space <3

[all-hail-mono-onion]

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

JOIN US IN THE STARS

[docholligay]

Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

[kesonafyren]

But seriously, give money

And it’s way better food, too, anything you get prepackaged has A TON of sugar and/or salt in it…collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done

[pennie-dreadful]

Yoooooo heads up for those of you with kids, I know this time of year schools start holding canned food drives so keep this in mind if you’re able to give.

[kyraneko]

collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done .

hint: the point should be to help people.