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Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it.

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will.

acegodzilla

birdship

so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

dracenathe6th

Fucking hell?!?!!??

snowstuckytrail

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

Before anyone asks, no, Britain hasn't been okay in a long time and this is part of the further breakdown. I should probably be more concerned about how unstable the government is tbh.

screamting

New Hero: oh my god i’ve heard so much abotu Batman and ho w smart he is and what a genius he is with tactics and –

Every single Robin: Batman’s an idiot

screamting

upon reflection,

New Hero: batman’s an idiot

Every Single Robin: you son of a BITCH–

noahisahuman

THE BOTS HAVE ADAPTED THEIR CONTENT TO BE SFW

TUMBLR JUST WIPED OUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEIR USERBASE FOR A SOLUTION THAT DIDN’T EVEN WORK

YOU SEE THIS @staff

gahdamnpunk

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

cancerianprincess

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

tealesbian

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself

andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

tealesbian

ok same

anarchapella

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

lesserkiwi-deactivated20180504

Give op their hard-earned notes

krusty-cakes

Tbh I hear “partner” and assume gay, I didn’t know straights used it. Very fair point, OP

queerlybelovedones

I hear ‘partner’ and think ‘gay’ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say ‘he’ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. It’s a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.

imagddisaster-deactivated202009

As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think it’s a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the person’s orientation or identity. I also use the word “partnered” when describing a monogamous relationship status.

mxthermoon

The term “partner” also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isn’t dictated by its legal status.

tentadog-deactivated20220704

also you can make cowboy jokes

insomniac-arrest

Porn bots evading being flagged by tagging their posts as ‘SFW’ is the funniest shit I can think of

Like that is some Looney Tunes ‘hiding under a lampshade’ level ridiculousness and it works

insomniac-arrest

lizalot

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

wombatking

Man vs. Gravity (soggy bottoms)

yimmypee

thor ragnarok came out a year ago but i think we havent talked enough about how genuinely funny it is that loki tried to put his father, the ruler of asgard and protector of the 9 realms, in a fucking retirement center in new york city, or the fact that the minute loki tried to find odin at said fucking retirement center, its immediately demolished and his delusional elderly god-father is now on the loose anywhere in the galaxy