No Trees Grow Here

Photosynthesis.

[aheadacheandchickenwings]

NEW ZEALAND SPY | Season 1: Location Title Cards | Created & written by Paul Williams | starring Paul Williams, Rose Matafeo & Joe Thomas

[parkchanwoohoo]

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound

[parkchanwoohoo]

"I swore I'd die for you but now you're dead and I have no conception of what it's like to live outside of my devotion to you but now I've no choice but to learn" is already so delicious. But giving that character "Fumbled a BBW and now has to raise her kid" is so much better. There's umami in this

[thesmegalodon]

while i’m on a little STEM sharing kick, here’s one of my favorite textbook intros of all time

[falseknees]

Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

[hold-my-candle]

It Never Ends

(07/03/2023: mountain hiking)

“Daddy, are we there yet?”

“Not yet, Isaac.”

“Daddy, I’m bored.”

“We’re almost there, Isaac. You wanna take a look?”

Keep reading

[hold-my-candle]

波霸奶茶

(21/02/2023: bubble tea)

I. (茶, chá) The sun of early springtime beats the fields of rustling shrubs and fragrant greens abound Amongst the leaves, the farmers reap their yields Rewards from Mother Earth that’s well renowned

My fingers pluck the first flush of the year These buds have grown and waited since the cold A satisfying *pop* is what I hear The leafage holds a story to be told

Our baskets full of leaves are emptied here, on mats where they can dry under the shade From green to brown to black, their time comes near Await the amber liquid to be made

The fallen leaves will sink into the Earth to give new life to shrubs that She shall birth

Keep reading

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WAIT

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[physicsiguess]

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

[lingonberryjamistakenwhat]

[starblaster]

based on this post

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[foreveriallyzombified]

anyone have that pic of the teacher putting his fist in his mouth and the blackboard says “HYPOTHESIS: I can fit my fist in my mouth”

[ruleroftheundergroundkingdom]

[foreveriallyzombified]

maybe one of the funniest pictures ever taken

[foreveriallyzombified]

hold on. that reblog is the ONLY post on this motherfucker’s blog. just been holding that pic waiting to strike

[sword-and-nightingale]

They are the only person using this site correctly

[dopingues]

quick jade and frog

Commission Info

[pigeonot]

[lesbiskammerat]

[zvaigzdelasas]

me turning the world communist

[zvaigzdelasas]

huh maybe i should get through more than half the video before commenting

[cumbrane]

[songue]

[dailyanimatedgifs]

Over the Garden Wall (2014)