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#boyfriends who plaid together stay together

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#idk if i should say #but i kissed z on friday #ya know the guy with the girlfriend #and then on saturday #i kissed my co workers ex boyfriend #who also works for my company #then on sunday #i kissed vending machine guy #and the worst thing is #everyone in my office knows #about all 3 of them #im the star of the office gossip #personal

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#went on a date with the vending machine guy #it went great #wasnt even nervous #felt so chill #personal #if anyones got any questions about it #let me know

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#date with vending machine guy #went great tbh #had loads of fun #personal

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#so its Z bday works do #so everyone went out for drinks after work #and i came along #and then i left Z who was the only reason i came #to go to a house party #with two guys and some girls #and i know z was jealous because these #guys looked like models #and then me and #z were texting #and i started to miss him so i went back #i couldnt get in the oub #so he had to come out and basically #we ya know #personal

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#went for a works do #everyone was drunk #i was sleep derprieved #so i didnt even feel sober #which i was #z asked if i had drank #because i was so out of it #and i was hahaha no #personal

Update: the vending machine guy and I are going to dinner on Sunday, I will keep you all posted. Atm, its just crazy flirty texts.

#personal #wait does anyone care #but omg #like 4 guys in the office #are dead set on making his life hell #if he fucks up #like serious #i already had to not tell them about our plans #incase they try and tag along

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well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

#r #me

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i am, as the poets say, a mess

#r #me

imsoshive

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

imsoshive

Nvm she called back

#r #lol

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its so funny when men hug each other and start slamming their palms against each other’s backs to keep it from bein a romantic embrace like they gotta give each other fucking scoliosis to prevent gayness

#r

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#vmg #said he'll cook me dinner #it sounded good but he could be a serial killer #so i told him and now hes trying to figure #out some place to take me #ikd but im slowly losing interest #the longer he takes to reply #like i know hes busy #but so am i #and i told him i cant wait around forever #personal

okay so your #personal posts are hella interesting but I'm a little confused rn, are Z and vending machine guy two different people or the same person? because at first i thought they were the same because you said you're crushing on z and I thought you meant vmg and I already got super sad that vmg had a girlfriend bc I'm rooting for him a bit?

I love this ask, omg, I didn't realise ppl were actually interested in this. They're two different people, z is a co worker and a friend who also has a girlfriend, but we fancy each other. I refuse to do anything because you know he has a gf. And vending machine guy is just this guy I thought was cute, that came in once a week. And ive been crushing on him for weeks. But I've got his number, so I'm going to try and forget about Z.

He's asked me out for coffee, omg

#personal #hes actually interested

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#he texted back #omg hes so fucking weird #i love it #omg #i dont get his humour but im still dying #personal

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