What are you, gay??

Three garbage bags in a trench coat.

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[funnypics247]

[young-replica]

[acoolguy]

[empress-empire]

[empress-empire]

Pringle of Scotland S/S12 RTW

[myrtlewilson]

wheres his credit

[directedbywongkarwai]

people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel, 

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[marybeatriceofmodena]

Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal

[clestroying]

[ruinedchildhood]

[memecenterz]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[brucebocchi]

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Hans Hemmert

[tastefullyoffensive]

[blackness-by-your-side]

word

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

a little dark, michaels, but i’m with ya

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean