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*votes the most popular option in the poll without knowing what would be the most popular beforehand* I am getting a good grade at tumblr polls, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

luckys-last-brain-cell

Sometimes I just sit back and think “I wonder how much of our stuff the Vatican pilfered and hid in their vast collection of Shit That Doesn’t Belong To Them”.

rimonoroni

genuine question; what kind of crack did king solomon put in shir hashirim (song of songs)? like no love poem i read will ever compare, bro. hwat the fuck even. i mean. i’m not really complaining. break it down for me sensual style, king s. goddamn.

vvyrmfood

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

gay-jewish-bucky

begging for there to be more representation of religiously observant jewish characters in mainstream film/television where judaism is actually portrayed positively

telltaletypist

catagory 5 blankie event leaves 5 sleep and 13 rested

michaelmilkers

genuinely so fucking tired of people leveraging the "groomer" argument against people who support sex ed because scientific literature over decades shows that comprehensive sex education starting around kindergarten actually prevents children from being sexually abused and groomed because it teaches children the correct words for their body parts and also teaches them concepts of privacy, personal space, bodily autonomy, the difference between appropriate and inappropriate touching, and the fact that sex is something that only adults do. children with this knowledge are not only better equipped to identify abuse and predatory behavior and communicate that its happening to a trusted adult, but also prevent it from happening in the first place by recognizing when something is happening that shouldn't.

sex education does not sexualize children, it prevents children from being sexualized. anyone who is against early foundational sex education and claims they are doing it to protect children is a fucking liar.

macklesufficient

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

reasonandempathy

Our system is broken. It is cruel. It is dehumanizing, degrading, and it’s vile nature is so, so unnecessary.

We need universal healthcare today in America. We needed it 40 years ago. It’s cheaper, it’s simpler, it’s more efficient, it’s more effective and it is so, so, so much less cruel than what we have.

Additional sources/references:

Universal Healthcare Cost in America would be cheaper by trillions of dollars

The US has worse life expectancies than socialized healthcare countries

We have worse generalized healthcare results

We have the most expensive care

Our system is so cruel and unique that doctors from other countries literally can’t believe what happens here

I can’t tell you where or how to activate to help solve this. There are politicians, groups, and activists pushing for this in so many ways. I can tell you when, though.

Now.

aeternumregina

As an Aussie who has grown up with Medicare, this is fucking horrifying I’ve recently been seeing a GP ($160 for three appts after the Medicare rebate) for period issues and a shoulder injury. I’ve had an ultrasound (fully covered by Medicare) for the shoulder and am now seeing a physio ($16 per visit) for it, and I’ve had blood tests (fully covered by Medicare) for the period pain and am now on the pill ($15 for a four month supply). At no point did I have to worry that I wouldn’t be able to afford any of this. The fact that a supposed first world country can’t offer this to its citizens is an absolute joke

urban-trek-thru-middle-earth

Lord of the Rings + Reductress (Part 8)

turbomarisa

BREAKING NEWS; MASC KING SNUGGLED UP ALL NICE IN BED

betchi

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

betchi

do you get it or do you not know anything

betchi

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

rainbow-lizzard

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

still feeling so gut-punched over this

the-ginger-is-loose-again

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

jovialgnomejpeg

i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article

[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]

inkloom

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

novas-grimoire

…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

lynati

http://emusontheridge.com/ https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/

hungry-skeleton

Guys, I’ve cracked it

This thing goes all the way to the top

catblog-weatherwax

Rescuers still don't know what the animal is... and now it's on the loose.

genedoucette

what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

thatdorianguy

As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.

So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.

krakenartificer

silver-dream89

@jamesholden

captainlordauditor

Pennesylvania really out here expecting me to believe these two are the same animal

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

Obviously the wolf was a shapeshifter

boghermit

And no hangovers!

boghermit

authorkims

iconuk01

I mean, I knew he was a legend, and a world respected art conniseur (on top of countless other achievements), but "The Nightmare Before Christmas" part is new to me.