A bitch

Sorry I came back you guys

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

My mentor told me that the grass isn’t greener on the other side, but where you water it. The only difference between their yard and your yard is that they tend it instead of envying another’s.

[wordsnquotes]

“Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.”

— The Penelopiad by Margaret Atwood | @wnq-quotes (via wnq-quotes)

[themelancholyblackwoman]

A lot of people will sit there and watch a girl “joke” about dating girls, cuddling with their female friends, and looking at nude photos and be like, “Straight girls be weird.”

Sweetie, your girl is attracted to women and is afraid to admit it. Are you okay?

[neglectedrainbow]

solidarity always 💙

[thehungryhungryhooker]

That’s so sweet, and I had no idea it was okay for non-Jews to ever wear a kippah.

[danigreyjoy]

In solidarity it’s welcome by many Jews, and in a synagogue it may be expected (at least of men). Myself and all the other Jews I see reblogging this are very excited about Jewish/Muslim solidarity like this! (:

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[feywildfox]

this is what anxiety is like

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[orchidvioletindigo]

It was really pretty much impossible to tell where this post was going at first

[asianwlwthings]

so lforlove.in is an indian website that’s trying to normalise lesbian relationships and

oh my god

it’s so sassy and so cute and just

<333

[evilspice]

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[hypnotic-flow]

40 years of hip hop culture in 2 minutes.

[bosshood]

Wow who made this

[howfloetic]

This bumps 🔥🔥

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

THIS IS REALLY FIRE

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[tenthrees]

insp

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

People literally my entire life growing up: “credit cards are the devil, never get one”

The real world ™: “you don’t have a credit card? 🔫👀👀👀”

[illdoitp1h]

during black panther

narrator: the god of the panther, bast

my rick riordan ass: HEY THATS AN EGYPTIAN GOD DID YOU KNOW THAT

[demigodgooglesearches]

i thought you said rick riordan himself stood up in the theater, pointed at the screen and then continued to inform the entire theater that bast was infact an egyptian god

[galvanbender]

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr: on cowboys

bonus:

[lovelysuggestions]

girls who like girls are valid

girls who like boys are valid

girls who like both are valid