The Salty Spitoon

I'm Nick, 22, Graphic Design major. 717 born and raised. Blogging whatever I feel like blogging. Having some fun while doing so.

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oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[tamamita]

Hey followers!

Guess what

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What?

[tamamita]

Take this!

[super-metroid]

[nheyguys-deactivated20181204]

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[taillowswift]

Black holes.....the ultimate succ

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can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

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[emotionlessmotions]

Because this is cute

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

[shuttersmiley]

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

[identificat]

[thebeesbear]

calm your tits. there's still milkshakes and racism 

[error4583324]

are you in college?

i am in pain

[mmarkle]

OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT’S HAPPENING

[yellowgrowngreen]

Yoooooooooo

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[thebeesbear]

I want to be someone’s first choice

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concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[analyticalsenshi]

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

[nomzoms]

my hand slipped

[zsnes]

roses are red

to you i talk sweet

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

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“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

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I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

[styna]

Listen to Rh'lygh, Brenda.