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Whats my relationship with alcohol? its more of a situationship

#situationships #trans rights #gay love #drinky #drink water

One day Im gonna wake up and Ill be a barbie doll and all my friends are barbie dolls and lego and ken and all of this was all just in the mind of a child

#makes you think #makes you wonder

I find this post funny because like, alright JK lets go by your logic of ace people wanting everyone to know they dont fancy a shag, instead of sayyyyy hetro people who want everyone to know they want to shag people of the opposite sex or gay people wanting to shag people of the same sex ETC ETC. What a cunt

#jk rowling #fuck jk rowling #trans rights #ace pride #I support ace people #fuck harry potter #lgbt pride

Oh mein gott I cant wait to play two fort said no one ever

#team fortress 2 #tf2 2fort #2fort #love that map

WHAT THE FUCK WAS ANY OF THAT?

#uk politics #uk council elections #fuck me #fuck reform

Idea: we need to find everyone who voted for reform and send them a history book about fascism! Reality: They all already own Mein Kampf :(

#uk politics #elections #council elections #fuck reform #fuck nigel farage #greens for the win #uk council elections #I am soo fucking upset #reform uk #Reform Poo K

I hate my big bunny ass spring is plentiful ass buck teeth, Im gonna put them to a sander and sort this shit out pronto

Im sick right now and a heavy morphine drip sounds like heaven

Lesbian sex but all thats left of the two is an eyeball and part of your finger

#jerma #meat grinder #t4t lowkey

I think the worm in RFK's head should fight the mold in JK Rowing's head and whoever wins combines with the loser and turns into the fungus from Resident Evil 7

#re7 #trans rights #fuck jk rowling #fuck rfk jr #virus #this was really difficult to word #I think I got my idea across well

Disco American

I want a new Disco Elysium game but its Kash Patel waking up in the Pentagon with no memory of who he is and becoming a bi feminist ultra democrat who ends up defeating Trump with his partner Zohran Mamdani

#disco elysium #america #fuck trump #us politics #vast oceanic soul #zohran mamdani #kash patel #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi

Toxic yuri but its between you and your friends tape worms

#gay love #lgbt pride #gay tapeworm #tapeworm #lets go ass to ass and introduce them to each other #sadly not it would be long distance

Still thinking about my great friend who said said "That's vore... and people jerk off to it... learn a book or two" like some grand statement

#vore #learn a book or two #toucan #I love him #I miss my gay little guy #those were the days

I want a new rocky horror where everyone is trans apart from Frank-N-Furter

#trans rights #transrightarehumanrights #rocky horror picture show #just saw it at the cinema

And the largest erection award goes to...

THE LESBIAN WITH THE GIANT STRAP, CAN WE GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

#misspelled it as apple sauce like 3 times #gay love #straping it on my body

Raphael would use it/its pronouns (no the fuck it wouldn't)

#baldur's gate 3 #trans rights #transrightarehumanrights #I misread a friends dm as this #Made me giggle #teehee #:3

I want a version of Saw where Jigsaw is on a super tight budget and can only afford enough to set up a trap then threaten his own suicide if the person doesn't get out in time

#saw franchise #jigsaw #saw movies #pondering

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