The Bird Under The Mountain

A side blog that came about from an ask over on Tyrant_Tortoise's blog. Basically it's all the drabbles and head cannons about an alien ending up in the underground. That's right, ALIENS! XD The banner was made by Pduddsquared on DeviantArt.

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nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog

Angst:

1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”

Love:

36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”

General:

90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”

Below is NSFW prompts. Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.

Sexual: 161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”

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Gimme some prompts and pairings guys 💖 I’ll work on em over the next week or so~

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Send me some prompts! My well is dry.

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Vacations are coming up in some days, so why not?? Send some prompts and I’ll try to do my best to write them!!

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I’ve got like three weeks of winter vacation coming up! Send some in! I would love to do some of these. And you can even request the monsters on my other blog! Give me some ideas folks! Keep me busy! 

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64 Sensory Prompts

Watching a meteor shower

Digging your fingers into fresh dirt

Snow being shoved down the back of your coat

Napping in sunshine

Trying to walk on ice

Walking through the woods

Raindrops on eyelashes

The way cold glass fogs when you press your hand against it

A perfectly brewed cup of tea

The taste of Vodka at the back of your throat

Blood at the corner of your mouth

Cloying sweetness on the back of your tongue

The first glass of fresh water

Stale breath when you wake up

The taste of salt on the tip of your tongue

The taste of almonds

Your bed after travelling

Red wine stained lips

Satin in candlelight

Reflections in glass

Thigh-high stockings and garter belts

Neon lights at 1.30am

Darting shadows in the corner of your eye

Dust floating in golden sunlight

The smell of ozone during a storm

The smell of Cologne/Perfume on warm skin

The musty smell of an abandoned home

The bitter tang of acetone

The smell of burning wood

The smell of freshly baked bread

The cold, sharp smell of the first frost

The smell of blood

The feel of fingertips trailing over a bare shoulder blade

The feel of fingers brushing together by accident

Blowing a raspberry against someone’s skin

Being so close that you can feel your lips brush when you whisper 

The tender ache when you press against bruises

A person’s weight as they lie on top of you

Stepping in something squishy

Gritty eyes when you stare into fire too long

A door closing

A ticking wristwatch

Your favourite song on repeat for the hundredth time

Distant traffic

The creak of leather

The waver in a person’s voice when they’re stressed

Singing badly as loud as you can

A quiet sigh as they turn away

Trying to pull on clothes with damp skin

The empty space that can’t be breached between you in bed

The jittery, sick feeling when you can’t do anything

Exhausted numbness after crying

The relief of fatalistic recklessness

The moment when reality starts to make sense again

Finding old photographs you’d forgotten about

Someone accepting the bad parts of you without judging

Brown iodine stains on skin

Rust red dirt

Orange sunsets

Yellow halogen lights

Green wine bottles

Fingertips smudged in blue ink

Indigo skies just before dawn

Violet bruised eyes

Feel free to use in writing and art - I’ll be tracking the tag ‘sensory prompts’ if you want to share :)

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Since I haven’t been very active lately, I thought it would be interesting to do some of these! Hit me up with a number and a character and I’ll write a drabble for you! I won’t be rewriting any doubles. Everything will be under the “sensory prompts” tag! 😘😘😘

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reblog this if you’re a fanfic writer & your motivation to write actually increases when readers actually show interest & give you feedback. even just a reblog or a little comment here and there

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Comet Sans Tale (UT Sans

What’s this? A post? After nothing for months? Yep, that’s right I’m back! And boy are you guys in for a ride.

This is the second half of This. Enjoy!

It was no secret that Sans loved a good joke; he loved a good practical joke even better. To hear one that was nearly perfect come from one of the two most important monsters in his life made it all the better. You must have been planning that one for months. Space had always been his favorite subject and you had used that beautifully.    

   It certainly explained why his astronomy books kept ending up in weird places around the house at least. And the way you had looked so serious about going over the details on the interplanetary law that protected less advanced planets had been adorable. Then again there wasn't much that he didn't find adorable from his little songbird. He was still fighting off a grin a few hours later at his sentry post in Snowdin.    

   "I know that look. Sans, you have a new joke." He leaned over the counter of his sentry station, grinning down at a small Snowdrake. If he remembered right this one's father was a comedian at the resort up in Hotland. The kid wanted to be like his old man so he was always asking about jokes.  

   "Nope. Just got told a really good one." Sans settled his skull against his arms on the edge of the countertop. Snowdrake huffed and wiggled around in annoyance.    

   "Come on, share it with me.” The kid was getting antsy when he didn't come clean right away. It was almost funny to make the kid work for his new stuff by showing off some of the little monsters own but this was a joke from you. He could cut the kid a break.  

   It took a little while to explain, but he remembered everything that you told him perfectly. What your “Job” title had been and just what you did. He embellished a little but really he couldn't help himself. By the time he was done Snowdrake was looking very disappointed.  

   “That's not a joke. Stick to jokes Sans, you're not very good with stories.” Well, the kid's not wrong about that.  

   “Told you it was a joke made for me,” he teased, grin widening. Snowdrake faked gagged, little wings fluttering before he walked off.  

   “You're just as bad as Dad when he talks about Mom.” Well out of the mouths of babes.              

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   The next week was hell. By the end of it, everyone in Snowdin had stopped you at least once to ask if they were missing a punchline or something. Apparently blabber mouth Sans just had to tell everyone about the "joke" you had surprised him with. You couldn't even go into Grilby's without the flame monster quietly chuckling behind the counter by the time you crossed the room. Part of you wanted nothing more than to dunk Sans in a large pile of snow.  

   You quietly unlocked the front door after yet another day of hiding from all the questions. Being underground seemed to make everybody way too nosy. Really, at this rate, everyone was going to think you two had gotten married or something and the story was just there to divert suspicion. (That was something that Sans would do too.)  

   When you found the living room empty, you closed and locked the front door; grateful that neither of the brothers were there to ask questions. There was a light in the kitchen so you started towards the room after hanging up the Pancho Papyrus had made for you. Instead of a carefully wrapped plate of dinner, you found Sans sitting at the kitchen table.  

    He was asleep, skull resting on a textbook. The glasses he wore on occasion were still somehow on his face for the most part. You fought back a chuckle, reaching very carefully around him to pull them off. If he bent the arm again he wouldn't be happy with himself.  

   Carefully, you folded the glasses up and set them off to the side. At this point getting him to go to bed was going to be impossible; seeing as he was dead to the world. He hadn't even twitched when you removed the glasses. Tempting as it was to get him back for his big mouth, you passed on the possibility of pranking him. The last few nights, he had been coming home even later than you. You had asked once but he had joked and teased until both of you were deep into a topic of a new scientific discovery he had found out about. You hadn't tried to ask again.  

   In an effort to not wake up to Papyrus screeching about the mess on the kitchen table, you started to at least pick up the scattered papers. Keeping them in order was a little tricky. You had to read a few of them to make sure some of Sans' notes didn't get mixed up. Reading one of them made you pause though. It was the half-completed equation for mass-energy equivalence. Well, a simplified version of it.  

   You set the pages down and took a closer look at the book under Sans' head. It was battered and stained so you knew instantly where it had come from. So he had found a new human book. That would explain quite a lot actually.  It took some very careful movements and a good pillow to replace the book but eventually, you got it free from under his skull. There were several damaged pages with faded text but for the most part, it was legible. Flipping through it slowly relieved it was a college-level textbook. A step up from the high school ones that always fell down into the underground. The page that Sans had left off on was just introducing how light could react to gravity if it had no mass. Childs play really.  

    Without thinking about it you picked up the paper where Sans had started trying to understand the mass-energy equivalence equation. You crossed out the e=mc2 and rewrote the whole thing. It actually should have been E = the square root of m to the power of four times c squared plus p squared times c squared. A quick reread of the pages and you mentally translated the human math into your own. If humans were given time, they could very well be traveling in space soon enough.  

   Before you know it the notes had doubled and you had accidentally started to write out the equations for a successful stable wormhole. The humans were close but they were missing a few key laws in physics and space-time. You really wished you knew how old this book was. There was a quantum mechanic section but it was rudimentary at best. By the time you stopped, you had handwritten 40 or 50 pages of a full stable wormhole effect.  

   You frowned at the energy needed to keep it open. Normally it wouldn't be nearly as much of an issue but with your ship on the other side of the barrier and very much in need of repairs, there wasn't anything that could generate that much power. The core might come close but it was too unstable for the time being. Not to mention no one really knew how it worked. If only you could find more information on the core. A stable wormhole might just be the answer to getting everyone out from under the mountain. Maybe. You were a little rusty on the magic side of things.  

   A groan next to you made you jump. You had forgotten that Sans was sleeping in the chair next to you. A quick glance at the clock made you cringe. Your mindless solving of math had lasted well into the night and the wee hours before morning. Quickly you gathered up the papers you used and shuffled them around. At least half of the stuff on them was missing from the book. It wouldn't do if you did end up breaking an intergalactic law due to carelessness.  

   Keeping your notes separate from Sans, you finished stacking them in a more orderly manner. You closed the book after making sure the creased pages would lay flat. Papyrus would still be yelling in a few hours but at least it just be over Sans sleeping at the dining room table. (Maybe you should get a good bath soak from the shop in town?)  You took the notes with you to your room.

   Originally the little room under the stairs had been an unused closet. Papyrus had hesitated in letting you rent it, mostly because it was never meant to be a bedroom. But it made the best place to just nest. There was one thought that lingered as you settled in for a few hours of sleep. Getting everyone out might still take some time but you could still do something to brighten everyone’s day.

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   Sans was starting to get worried. In the last two months, his favorite birdie had pulled a vanishing act. He had paid it little mind when you woke late the same morning that Papyrus had woken him up in the kitchen. Shortly after that, you started spending more and more time away from the house. It had started slowly, just a few extra hours out before building to days of just being gone. Neither he or Papyrus had seen you in the last four days. You had stopped even answering your phone.

   He had already checked his stand in Snowdin and Waterfall; that left the stand in Hotland. And if he struck out there then he would go to the capital. Even if he had not been there in years. The thought of going back there made him uneasy. But he was starting to get desperate. It was on his way to Hotland when he spotted you flitting about the ceiling of the star chamber. There was a small crowd already gathering at the watchpoint. He found Undyne among the crowd, looking up at you carefully when he stopped next to her.

   “what’s going on?”

   “Not sure. They’ve been at it for the last two days. Keep landing on a ledge no one can get to. Starting to think I might need to throw a few spears just to get them to come down,” Undyne grumbled, crossing her arms as she glared upwards. Sans shot her a look, standing stiffly next to her. If you were using that much magic than even a glancing shot could be deadly.

   “you clip Birdie’s wings and we’re gonna have a problem, ‘dyne.”

   “I’m not going to do that, Sans. But if they stay up there for much longer they will fall.” Any more conversation stalled when whatever you were working on started spinning. Movement from around the cavern showed that there were several of these things on the ceiling. And they were also slowly spinning. Sans shifted, concerned with the machinery he was seeing.

   They weren’t very big but the spinning reminded him too much of drills. Stars above he really hoped you were not attempting to drill out of the mountain. He took a step forward, ready to call out to you when something flickered overhead. Brighter then star stones.

   Suddenly all at once none of them were looking at the star stones. It was a beautiful mix of colors and inky black with a billion twinkling lights. Sans was stunned. It took him a few moments to recognize a part of the image that now covered the cavern ceiling. Those where constellations. Real stars. How?

   The small crowd was eerily silent at the sight before them. Far above them, hidden behind the hologram you smiled. It was perfect. Granted the machines would need power to recharge so it would be hard to keep them going constantly. But a three day period once a month? Ya, that would work. And with a rotation of the star charts you had, it was very unlikely that anyone would see them all.

   Silently, you jumped off the small platform to glide towards the edge. You would turn it off later, but now was a good time to see how stable it was. No one noticed you when flew over them, carefully touching down at the back edge of the crowd. It was hard not to smile, watching their reactions. Finding the bonehead who had sparked this idea was fairly easy. He was practically vibrating in place.

   You walked around the few people standing between the two of you, leaning just a little bit forward to smirk at him. He was still looking up at the hologram.

   “So, still think I’m making it up?” You whispered, fighting back giggles at the look on his face. He finally looked at you and it’s the first time you’ve seen his teeth parted. Huh, he does have fangs. Cute.

   “Birdie... how?” It was pointless to keep from giggling at the spellbound look on his face.

   “I told you, remember? Still a little beyond light-speed for you? Come on, I mean I did just give you a galaxy of clues here.” The nervousness was returning. After all, he had thought it was a joke all those weeks ago in the bar. Was he... bothered by this? The longer he was quiet, the more your stomach twisted. Had you just ruined everything?

   “Birdie... Wow, you sure showed me, Songbird. Always a surprise with you,” he teased, leaning forward to press his forehead against yours.

   “Oh, I’m not done, my dear bonehead. I’m going to take you to them one day. You can count on that.” The teasing Undyne let loose a few minutes later was so worth it to see that blue blush spread all over Sans’ skull.

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that is The Mood™

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ME @ MY MUTUALS I LOVE Y’ALL!!!!!! 💙

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@vividlylost @vampirezelda @with-a-whisper @redeyedryu @mellamew oh hey guys

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Prompts List

I’ve made a prompts list! (Some are not mine and I give credit to those who made them.) Send an ask with the number(s) and the character/ship you want! (For short drabbles/blurbs) x

1. “Please don’t leave me.” 2. “Are you kidding me right now?!” 3. “I’m going to kill you!” 4. “You did all of this for me?” 5. “I made my baby cry!” 6. “I’m in love with you.” 7. “Can I kiss you?” 8. “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.” 9. “Will you be quiet?!” 10. “You are a bloody idiot, you know that?” 11. “You love me.” 12. “He’s dead.” 13. “I hate you so much I love you.” 14. “Just leave me alone!” 15. “I can’t believe you just did that.” 16. “Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now.” 17. “Please.” 18. "Cuddle me.” 19. "Give me that back!” 20. "I’m pregnant.” 21. "Are you scared?” 22. "What are you doing?” 23. "If we get caught I’m blaming you.” 24. "Are you drunk?” 25. "Shut up and kiss me.” 26. "Help me I’m stuck.” 27. "What am I going to do with you?” 28. "Stop distracting me!” 29. "You said my name in your sleep.” 30. "Yes.” 31. "Are you jealous?” 32. "Trust me.” 33. "Bite me.” “If you insist.” 34. "I made a mistake.” 35. "It’s been a while.” “Too long.” 36. "I don’t love you anymore!” 37. "You’re lying.” 38. "I’m going to regret this.” 39. "Do that again.” 40. "I’m running away.” 41. "I need your help.” 42. "If I die I’m going to come back and haunt you.” 43. "Well this is a surprise.” 44. "Am I dreaming?” 45. "Make me.” 46. "If they find out, I’ll kill myself and then you.” 47. "Why? Just… why?” 48. "Stop it.” 49. "We’re just friends.” 50. "Did you just flick me?” 51. "Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?” 52. "I got you a present.” 53. "Sit in my lap.” 54. "I think I forgot how to breathe.” 55. "Woah.” 56. "What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since I was eleven?” 57. "You don’t understand, you never do!” 58. "You look cute with a baby bump!” 59. "It’s all your fault!” 60. "Well that’s just great.” 61. "Are you even listening?” 62. "I’m going to walk away and pretend I didn’t see anything.” 63. "I thought you loved her.” 64. "Time changes people.” 65. "You, my friend, are a complete and utter tosser.” 66. "You should be nice to me, I just saved your life!” 67. "Don’t you just love it!” 68. "It bit me!” 69. "You have approximately 5 seconds to get out of my face before I kill you.” 70. "Did you buy me… lingerie?” 71. "Oh yeah, because you’d be so good at this!” 72. "I’m sorry.” 73. "That night never happened!” 74. "You should marry me.” 75. "Aren’t you just a cutie pie!” 76. "Don’t you dare!” 77. "Um.. somebody broke that.” 78. "Stop biting that fucking lip!” 79. "You’re hot, shame about the personality.” 80. "You’re going to get us expelled!” 81. "I need you to fake date me.” 82. "My back’s a bit sore from when you stabbed me with your knife.” 83. “You’re just leaving me here? At least have to decency to finish me off with a stick.” 84. "No, I didn’t murder them. I accidentally knocked them unconscious forever, that’s all.” 85. "Wow thanks a lot.” 86. "Why are you walking around naked?” 87. "You owe me big time!” 88. "Awe it’s so cute!” 89. "Are you hitting on me?” 90. "If I die you’ll be sorry!” 91. "Help me hide!” 92. "Sometimes I really don’t like you.” 93. "You’re crazy! You’re out of your mind!” 94. "Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!” 95. "I don’t know how you convinced me to do this.” 96. "Is that… is that my bra?” 97. "Really? Right now?” 98. "Where are your pants?” 99. "I can’t believe you’re carrying my child.” 100. ”You’re my soulmate?!”

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Come on guys I’ll do a couple sorties in between my commission and homework…

Send me some!!!!

[saiyurimai]

Send me something and I’ll do a few! I’m starting to hit a bit of a writer’s block lovelies! Winter is coming…and I’m on the verge of going into hibernation lol

[thebirdunderthemountain]

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@tyranttortoise

I CAN’T REPLY TO POSTS BECAUSE I’M ON MY OLD IPAD BUT

CAN’T HAVE A WEDDING IF THERE’S NO PROPOSAL

AND I WAS NEVER PROPOSED TO

SO HA

[tyranttortoise]

…. DAMMIT, I HAD AN ASK FOR THIS OCCASION, BUT I CAN’T FIND IT.   Ah well, when have I ever let a cluttered askbox stop me?  ;)

G leaned back in the chair, rolling the sucker stem between his teeth as he listened to them talk about the wedding.  It sounded… weird.  Human weddings weren’t really supposed to be like that, so maybe it was a monster thing?  G hadn’t been to any monster bonding ceremonies yet, but he’d crashed enough weddings in his travels to know how the human version was supposed to go.  

Idly, he touched the pocket on the side of his leg, feeling the small square residing within.  He’d been interested in human weddings lately, for obvious reasons.  

He’d become absolutely enamored by Nyx.  

Through pick-up lines, wearing his jacket (and only his jacket…), Spanish serenading, and the experiment with handcuffs–he’d come to find himself in love.  He usually wasn’t much for sticking around in one place, and yet…

He’d become tethered to this place, to being around them.  Normally, he yearned for travel and exploration, but this time–he didn’t want to unless that travel included them.  

“sorry i couldn’t make the wedding, my dear.  i was tied up.”  His golden eyelights sparkled with mirth, a memory of his hands cuffed above his head, Nyx straddling his waist, popping immediately to mind.  “heh, well… the work kind of tied up, instead of the fun kind with you.”  He shrugged a shoulder, shifting the soggy sucker stem away from his teeth.  G was trying to quit smoking–indoors, at least.  

“although…”  Smirking, G reached out and snagged their wrists, tugging them toward him.  He uncrossed his legs and guided them to his lap, setting Nyx sideways so their shoulder would be against his chest.  “i’m glad you haven’t changed out of your wedding clothes,” he began, one hand trailing down the curve of their hip, to where the purple silken fabric stopped just before their knee, “so i can address the fact that you look lovely.”  As soon as bone touched flesh, he gripped their leg, enjoying the feeling of their soft skin.  

Stars, he loved everything about them.

“in fact, since you had so much fun… why not have another opportunity to wear a dress to a wedding?”

He reached into his pocket casually with his free hand and pulled out the velvet box.  

“and how would you feel about that dress being white, dear?”

….. Shit, he was supposed to get on one knee, wasn’t he?  Why did human traditions have to be so precise?  

G moved his hand from their leg and wrapped it around their waist instead, shifting his balance from the chair.  He kept them balanced on his femur so they’d still be sitting, his arm supporting them from falling, while he knelt down on bent knee.  

With the hand holding the box, he flicked open the lid with his thumb, revealing a diamond ring, flanked by blue diamonds on either side.  He bought it entirely because the diamonds reminded him of her hair.  

“marry me, nyx.  what d’ya say?  wanna get hitched?”

[thebirdunderthemountain]

No really, say yes dear Nyx

[nighttimepixels]

i’m out of my head of my heart and my mind ‘cause you can run but you can’t hide i’m gonna make you mine out of my head of my heart and my mind 'cause I can feel how your flesh now is crying out for more

i find myself continually thinking that there is not enough Russ (sf pap) content out there, so… i spent a ridiculous amount of time making some.

all i want is some quality russ content where he’s his own individual and not just a doormat for blackberry is that too much to ask TvT

[thebirdunderthemountain]

Swoon~

[thebirdunderthemountain]

I am so glad little kids take a while to learn to read....

[thebirdunderthemountain]

There may or may not be silk ribbons and ropes involved in what I am writing right now.....and three willing bodies.....

[wolf-inhumanclothing-deactivate]

since when has transformers been about shipping and relationships? its a show about robots who turn into cars, also fighting and stuff. like thats probably the log line used to pitch the show to network execs. come on tumblr, what are you doing

[crospeaks-deactivated20161018]

oh

i don’t know

i mean

personally speaking

i never noticed any myself

but i’m sure it’s in there

somewhere

just waiting to be found

and plucked out for examination

but i haven’t the time to look

so let’s just let everyone enjoy the parts of fandom they like :)

ps:  fuck yeah, cars and planes that turn into robots and smash shit.  i love the bayverse movies and i’m not even ashamed of it.

[senatorwiggles-deactivated20241]

I think you forgot something fairly major.

[robotsandramblings]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A PHOTOSET LIKE THIS

[ssskeletonsoffun]

Gonna make that side blog now lol

[thebirdunderthemountain]

YES!! I mean -coughs- shipping? No what shipping?

[thebirdunderthemountain]

My ask box is lonely. Anyone wanna fill it?

[thebirdunderthemountain]

Annular Eclipse

(This came about from this post over on @tyranttortoise‘s blog. Underfell)

It happened fast. And really, you should have known better. Even after all this time, Sans still reacted the same way to panic and uncertainty. Even if it might have been Papyrus who had eventually unlocked the door to the closet. (The Edgelord probably would have been fine since he had grown up in this hellish place.)

But it had been you to open the door. You had actually yelled at Papyrus for the first time (in this run anyway) just before. Locking someone in a small room to get them over claustrophobia never ended well.

“Raven….no…” Sans stumbled towards you; catching your broken, bleeding body. The bones he had used in his panicked attack had gone deep. It was easy to tell by feel that this was fatal.

“Guess….this run…is a bust….” You coughed, nearly laughing at your own stupidity.

“Idiot. You were suppose to talk Grillby into letting me be best man this time.” Sans held you close, mind running a mile a minute to find some way to fix this. You both had lost track of how many times everything just reset. Thirty years on the surface then wham; you were all back under this cursed mountain. It made for a very strange friendship.

“Wasn’t… gunna happen… not again….” You just sag in his arms, resigned to more than just this death. What was the point in doing it again when your family was just ripped from you over and over again. Things were starting to fade at the edges of your vision.

“Don’t you dare give up now, Sweetheart. We got further this time. Your little songbird made it all the way to middle school this time. Remember?” Sans pressed his forehead against yours. He watched your eyes, holding you closer as the beat of your heart slowed. “Don’t give up, please? I can’t do this on my own…” He whispered the words to you, knowing it was safe with you even after this run.

“…try…” It was getting hard to keep your eyes open. Sans just held you tighter. He looked a little panicked but it was hard to think. “… I’ll….”

“See you on the other side, sweetheart.”

[dransnake-archived]

You know what sounds fun?

Okay, since school is out for me, I was thinking about maybe doing one of those drawing things. The next couple of weeks are going to be a bit busy for me, so the results of this might be slowed.

But, I want something to do in my spare time! So….

Everyone who reblogs this before June 10th 2017 3:00pm Daylight Mountain Time will get a simple dragon doodle sketch based off of their blog!

This gives you 24 hours- er, 23 hours (close enough)! So get going if you want a dragon doodle.

Note: Please don’t reblog this if you’re blog is NSFW. I don’t want to see that.

[fernlom]

Sounds cool!

[revoltaleau]

DRAGON

[thebirdunderthemountain]

Something about this timeline felt off. Sans visually sweat from the edge of the waterfall, where he watched a kid happily trail the human. They hadn't killed anyone yet. He wasn't sure if that was going to last though. The kid tripped, like usual, and undyne appeared at the end. She seemed more than determined. She seemed, furious. The human turned and ran. He couldn't tell if it was cowardice or fear that made them run. But as undyne raced to help the kid up, things changed. Her hand, slipped.

Eep! This is Awesome, Thank you!