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[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[books-and-catears]

Im not taking any chances with this

[mammonswhore]

I am not taking any risks now

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Image Description.

Facebook post from Matt Norris.

Post reads like a conversation between 2 people:

Prison labor is a problem we need to address soon.

Convicts in prison should have to work like the rest of us.

You mean like slavery?

No, we’re giving them 3 meals and a bed, at our expense, while they just sit around and watch TV. They should have to work!

Right. Like slavery.

It’s not like slavery!

Can they leave?

No.

Can they refuse work?

No.

So how exactly isn’t this slavery?

We DO pay them!

Do we pay in accordance with labor laws?

No. We pay them between 33 cents and $1.41/hour with a maximum daily wage below $5, then take up to half of that as room&board fees and victim compensation.

Right. So like slavery.

BUT.

No.

Image then links to this url.

How much do incarcerated people earn in each state?

Prison wages come up again and again in the context of prison conditions and policies. So, we found the most up-to-date information for each

Below URL image reads “fun bonus fact: enough of our labor market currently relies on labor at these depressed rates, that it has a substantial downward pressure on both wages and job availability in low-skilled sectors. Immigrants aren’t taking your jobs. Slavery is.

End description.

I’d also like to add it’s not just private prisons. It’s also private detention centers where ICE keeps the immigrants.

-fae

[regicide1997]

The constitution even acknowledges that it’s still slavery

[brunhiddensmusings]

a hefty chunk of items with that ‘made in america’ sticker are in fact made by prison labor at the very least anything that is a product of prison labor should be required to have a similar sticker to inform consumers they are taking part of this system, which is difficult to track because prison made manufactured goods include almost the entire uniform of a US soldier, road construction in most southern states, and agricultural goods sold in most stores

this…. looks familliar

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[beif0ngs]

Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[karadin]

[impiusangelus]

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

[wiredandrewired]

I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock

and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.

[afallenwolf]

Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888

[greatlordfluffernutter]

I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[deplcythebattery]

[mickeyandscroogefangirl]

[curioscurio]

me and the homies once we all get vaccinated for covid

[janicexxx]

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[seriouslyfuckbatman]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[cremello22222-blog]

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

[the-worm-man]

that’s an anti-hero

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

GUYS IT’S FUCKINF

RAT GIRL SUMMER

[itsatru]

I love being bi there are no limits to the lust my brain can accumulate

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

made too many jokes abt being sexy and cool and accidentally developed an ego

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

to the people reblogging this saying “couldn’t be me” shut the fuck up!!! it literally can be!!!!! you think i didn’t struggle? you think i didn’t hate myself and constantly neg myself and tear myself down????

your self hating humor isn’t funny it’s not even humor it’s just bullying yourself!!! and you can stop!!! so quit reblogging my post and adding on your little self hating tags i don’t want to see that bullshit. quit telling yourself you can’t do it because you can!!!! and you Should!!!!!

[evilkitten3]

can confirm! i have serious self-esteem issues and spending years talking about how awesome and great and sexy i am actually really helped!

yes, it took a very long time. but frankly the fact that i’ve moved from the “i genuinely hate myself” zone to the “eh i’m ok actually” zone is pretty fucking big for me.

i know how fun self-deprecating humor can be but to be quite honest, a lot of you aren’t doing it to be funny, you’re doing it to deflect from the fact that you genuinely don’t value yourselves as people and are hoping making a joke out of it will keep people from noticing

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[mariesbookclub-deactivated20170]

I just laughed so fucking hard

[momworries]

Wtffff

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You got that right

[cinnamonrollorder]

I’m crying

[nerdneeniya]

New portal just opened

[boss-angeles420]

I haven’t seen this post in years, so iconic

[probsjosh]

NEW PORTAL JUST OPENED