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@thebisexualsarecoming
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’
this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days
you want want Murphy has.
This is the highest quality video I have ever seen in my life.
do you think nut companies whose nuts are given out on planes are highly respected in the nut community or are they like the losers
feel like inventing some guys
guy who puts his head underneath the sneeze guard at the buffet
guy who tips the bus driver a 20$
guy who can swim in the deep end of the pool but pretends they can’t
guy who can’t remember their password and forgot their glasses so they ask you to read it off the sticky note they wrote it down on
guy whose kinda sexy from every angle except for one
can i make a guy too
yeah feel free, this is an open source guy post
guy that asks permission to make guys
Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?
(source)
Everything you need in one spot
This is me all day everyday
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that
don’t worry about it
Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!
martha you will not have my hands