Beware, They Are Closer Than You Think

You can run, and you can hide, but you can't deny what you are inside

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[whatt-to-do]

you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[husband]

you want want Murphy has.

[theweirdwideweb]

This is the highest quality video I have ever seen in my life.

[youngstero]

do you think nut companies whose nuts are given out on planes are highly respected in the nut community or are they like the losers

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

feel like inventing some guys

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who puts his head underneath the sneeze guard at the buffet

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who tips the bus driver a 20$

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who can swim in the deep end of the pool but pretends they can’t

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who can’t remember their password and forgot their glasses so they ask you to read it off the sticky note they wrote it down on

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy whose kinda sexy from every angle except for one

[biff-donderglutes]

can i make a guy too

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

yeah feel free, this is an open source guy post

[biff-donderglutes]

guy that asks permission to make guys

[miiriya]

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tricktster]

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

[tricktster]

(source)

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[i-m-snek]

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[valtsv]

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

[luftraptor]

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

[mrs-faggot]

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

[wolverinequeen]

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[retroactivebakeries]

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

don’t worry about it

[mascpembtabteemitatechar]

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

martha you will not have my hands