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Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

Sharks, have you ever found yourself crushing on a guy who’s no more than 5’7? If so, look no further than Knock Some Fucking Sense Into You by Best Friends (patent pending)

#i’m down bad #he’s genuinely so funny #and honestly v attractive #kms

The destiny of a hopeless romantic left hopeless and without romance: a biography

#you’ve heard of Sleepless in Seattle #now try Depressed in Denver #Anxious in Albuquerque #Totally Single in Tempe #Sad & Alone in San Antonio

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

joshuaballsett

Good morning to everyone except the person that invented unrequited crushes. They can fuck so far off actually

#toootally speaking on behalf of a friend #no other reason

My toxic trait is that my type in men is basic white boys. Pretty boy, with pretty hair, that’s sometimes pretty dumb. Why is that? Is this some Disney Channel grooming or some shit?

#canonical love for himbos #but himbos only some of the time #I do have a thing for competence too so #walking contradiction #Disney #hot guys #tom holland #nicholas galitzine #harry styles #dolan twins #niall horan #one direction

gatoradebong

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

zendmani

What A Feeling by One Direction

I’d do anything to go back

#happy 15 years of one direction #nothing prepares you for the wave of nostalgia and mourning that an anniversary can bring on #and yet #one direction #just how fast the night changes

Updating my status to say infuriatingly heterosexual and hopelessly single

#every few months I check in with myself to see “Am I really still ~that~ straight?#and every few months I rediscover gifs of Tom Holland in Uncharted #and I have my answer #tom holland #ignore my thirsting

keikomivra

WICKED (2024) | COSTUME DESIGN BY PAUL TAZEWELL

Glinda Upland

dailyflicks

WICKED: PART ONE (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu

bandgeekrobin

Wicked + text posts

commonzinnia

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶