dungeons and dragons?

a campaign where we might kill the king if the short demon lady doesn’t get to us first and one where the dm looked at a history textbook & said fuck it + memes & dice (sideblog)

[theboarboyz]

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“Thank you for moving your tit an inch.”

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“Ah! These dudes were a total buzzkill... more like fuzz kill?”

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“Legally, all gnomes are at least 6 feet tall.”

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mood lighting in the mouse pocket

[clownboybeebop]

uquiz where i assign you one of my children

[theboarboyz]

“So... are you a regular drow or a spicy drow?”

“How would I be spiced?”

“No, you know, like a drow with a little something extra.”

“But I’m not seasoned.”

[theboarboyz]

“average person meets 30 druids” factoid actually just statistical error. average person meets maybe 1 druid. sacha the druid shapechanger, who has manufactured dozens of fake people, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[filibusterfrog]

spidery

[itsapmseymour]

Me when I give out fun facts about my characters:

[theboarboyz]

it’s always “why did you sacrifice a deer” and “you’re covered in blood” and never “how did the deer sacrifice go” or “what’s going on with artemis”

[theboarboyz]

Pumpkin dice! 🎃

from ViridianGaming on Etsy

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[theboarboyz]

the gang: emotionally-stunted-token-cishet-with-one-redeeming-quality-and-it’s-not-the-bugle, rodent-burnout-who-buries-the-bodies-instead-of-robbing-them, every-single-nerd-stereotype-rolled-into-one-with-a-hot-pink-sword-and-matching-pants, and gay-heather-chandler-with-a-lot-of-knives