thebookslut

I like books. Visit my naughty side here (NSFW & 18+ please & thank you). Oh, and I like food.

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[cipheramnesia]

I remember when we were joking about states which wouldn't let you pump your own gas. Guess they got the last laugh here.

[berryvegan]

😭😭 I love piggies so much

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

So all that time my mom said “your room is a pigsty” she was complimenting me

[carugato]

I thought everyone would appreciate knowing there was an update cause someone sent her a bouquet to decorate her place 🥺

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Omg

[high-quality-tiktoks]

☕️

[kiwi-of-war]

@moonpaw

[roboco-san]

so it turns out this is from gamestop and they have same-day delivery

[biglawbear]

This is the correct amount of coffee

[nick-avallone]

my dog is a rescue so we don’t really know when his birthday is other than that it’s in May and so is my dad’s so here is them celebrating their birthdays together along with the mini hat my mom got him

[fionaostbyillustration]

Sometimes my sleeves are cozy I guess..

I am Restign here for the Heats AND allowing the show of mebutts for any time

[fionaostbyillustration]

Why are not any birbs in star warms?

they too busy

[thebookslut]

I'm so tired of men in the online dating world. They truly are the dregs of society.

[kittyvines]

[throhing]

BRB D E A D

[marcholasmoth]

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

[hawkies]

@beardset

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via speeker28)

[corgis-everywhere]

[thebookslut]

There are too many cute animals to follow on Instagram.

TOO. MANY. And you have to follow every single one you find because HOW DO U CHOOSE? HOW? Tell me. Say yes to Marnie, the sassy senior rescue dog with her tongue perpetually sticking out the side of her mouth, (always btw), but no to Yogurt, the one-eyed pirate dog from Thailand? NO. NO. NOOOOO!! HOW COULD U B SO CRUEL?!! One is not cuter than the other. They are ALL cute and they ALL deserve a follow. I just hope there’s not a limit to how many cute animals you can follow because I’m up to about ELEVENTYBILLIONTRILLION rn.

[cybergata]

“Notice me mom!  Aren’t I cute?”

[thebookslut]

Just Mentally Ill Problems

So, in my apocalyptic nightmares, of which I have many (not sure why), the scary part of the dream isn’t whatever cataclysmic environmental event that has plunged the world into chaos or the being chased by contagious, ravenous, flesh-eating no-longer humans or the hopelessness of the impending end of civilization and humanity as we know it.

No, no. The real nightmare (in EVERY one of my dreams) is that I’m out of medication (specifically my anti-anxiety pharmaceuticals) and that I won’t be able to get any more because it’s, you know, the end of the world and all.

That is, legitimately, the scariest part of the nightmare for me. It causes me to wake up tense, disoriented, and panicked with my heart beating a little bit faster. And then I’ll contemplate whether my anxiety over being without my anti-anxiety medication warrants me popping a half mil of Ativan or not.

Anxiety. Can’t live with it… Can't live with it.

P.S. I also, inevitably, save hordes of kittens, and other fuzzy, compact animals, by tucking them safely away into the appropriately kitten-sized compartments of a suitcase (for easier handling and portability, I would imagine). So, there’s that.

[thebookslut]

You know when a dude has "ilovegirlsfeet" in his username that this can't end well.

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

[lilsplanet]

finally a driver I can trust

[twinkfl0yd]

trans boys are cute and unstoppable reblog if you agree

[kittiezandtittiez]

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

[thebookslut]

me right now