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Brunch is Gay and here’s why:

Unfertilized eggs represent Lesbianism

Bacon is cured pork belly which is hamfisted nod to lady Gaga’s unparalleled 2017 stand-alone single, “the Cure”, which she penned for us, the Gays

Mimosas

Bloody Mary, named for the famously lesbian wife of king Henry the whomevereth

Gays are so not on time we invented a whole extra meal to compensate for our inability to wake up at a reasonable hour

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seduce me with obscure knowledge of history

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Nintendo and the ottoman empire existed during the same time

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I once tried to tell someone this, and they asked what the ottoman empire is

I was like “how do you not know what the ottoman empire is??” but then I realized I didnt quite know how to explain it myself

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Its a furniture store uwu

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just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway

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Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.

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Okay so I looked up the article and apparently the problem here is that they can’t sell most of the stuff they get (and thus they send it to the dump) and I’m like… why not just give it to poor people for free then. I doubt a homeless person is gonna care if their extra layer has a button or is in style or not. Or turn them into scrap to sell at a fabric store, or something. There are so many other solutions… this isn’t a problem with Marie Kondo and the people making donations, there’s one with charities being capitalistic first and wanting to help second.

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today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”

girl just throw the whole husband out

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fellas is it gay to eat your wife’s cookin

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what if texas just like……. kept going

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Now Presenting: Texas Plus

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u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

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You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

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what kind of eyes do y’all have

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dankmemeuniversity

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?