i am a dark cave full of bats
*materializes out of an unkindness of ravens with an iced coffee* I will eat your soul but not if your soul is on a pizza because I hate that shit. Meet me behind the Meijers at 4am if you want an ass kicking.
Alice. Feral banshee nightmare bitch. 43. Married to B. Artist. Doomed to be a nerd from birth. Goth-adjacent kitchen witch. Queer. 6 piece chicken McNohbdy. Cat mom. Give me the prairie or give me death. Just a small town girl currently living in Chicagoland.
Some things I love: Coffee, petrichor, black licorice, sci-fi, artisan chocolates, purple lipstick, dive bars, bats, film photography, cluttered junk shops, mead, horror, baking, Romantic/Gothic/Victorian, fresh herbs, art deco & brutalism, campfires, movie theater popcorn, elephants, trashy movies, monsters, cryptids, floral wallpaper, cool autumn afternoons, villains.
Watching: Third Watch.
Playing: Death Stranding 2, MGS Delta: Snake Eater.
Reading: The Heaven Makers - Frank Herbert, Revenant: A Supernatural Thriller - Gina and Anne DiCarlo.
Socials: Insta: dirtbagpaulatreides, Discord: dirtbagpaulatreides, Photo blog: arachnephoto, flickr: arachnephoto, DM me for facebook
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Icon art is Persephone by Shae Marie Illustration














