The Hjbuh

Elliott | they/them | 6000 years young (21 years old) | life is one big arg and I don’t know where to find the clues please I need another hint I’m never gonna solve this

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[rodent-detector]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[sealcubezz]

[catboyluca62]

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

[demilypyro]

For every Deltarune chapter that releases where Mad Mew Mew doesn't get screentime I kill a hostage

[demilypyro]

you win this time tobias

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[furryprovocateur]

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

[furryprovocateur]

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

[furryprovocateur]

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

[furryprovocateur]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[gay--dog]

they should just replace apps🦧️ with apes🦧️ and fix everything 🦧️. fix it all . 🦧️

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[snototter]

An adult male fantastic least gecko (Sphaerodactylus fantasticus) in Guadeloupe

[snototter]

i'm actually not sure why sphaerodactylus are often called least geckos but i have to assume its just one of the least amounts of gecko you can get

[secondquarrel]

so venezuela has become a usamerican colony. like that happened and everything carried on like normal

[secondquarrel]

like i know venezuela is going through a huge humanitarian crisis right now and their political regime is low in the list of priorities when tallinmg about it obviously it's just it shocked me to read trump congratulating his secretary of energy on how well he's running what used to be a sovereign country until a few months back you know