I'm procrastinating right now

Jessica, ace, she/her. Technically an Adult who doesn't know what she's doing. Current obsession: NateWantstoBattle

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A massive pandemic hit and I was forced to stay in my house for over two months while the economy fell apart and people died because other people were stupid and didn’t stay at home, not to mention the fact that Donald Trump (who was president in this dream) said we should inject ourselves with disinfectant to stay safe from the virus. It was pretty trippy.

Oh, wait.

[thebutterflyeffectofeverything]

True story:

I had a head injury a few weeks before quarantine in the US went into full swing. I'm still not completely convinced that this isn't all an insane fever dream and I'm not just unconscious on the floor with a brain bleed.

(I'm fine btw. You know, circumstances aside.)

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[awesomevines]

[counterspelling]

Happy Star Wars Day

[g1prowl]

for my fellow aces n aros this coming valentines day 😔✊

[brackenfur]

the first ever warrior cats book came out 17 years ago today

[porokie-deactivated20210112]

happy warrior cats day and happy birthday firestar

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[wlwadora-ble]

You better watch out

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[clarknokent]

That explains a lot

[norcross]

well then

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[nothingeverlost]

[serialreblogger]

i hate fae rules

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Black women are just on another level

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[analogicisms]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny ROMAN man from Night at the Museum

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

is your razor fighting toxic masculinity? does harry potter support trans rights? are your sneakers racist? has triscuits released a statement about police brutality

[watermelon-sheriff]

What a great way to summarize my absolute exhaustion.

[catchymemes]

[coffeenrocknroll]

Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

[the-weeping-angel-slayer-deacti]

ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLATONIC LOVE!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]