The Cambrian Explosion

Little bit of fandom, feminism, mostly dumb animals. If you don't like it - INTO THE ORCHARD.

[mamalazzer]

The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard - Reality vs Expectation

[antikristt]

[larstheyeti]

[noppokun]

[booteans-deactivated20231108]

@marsvolter

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[gilmorescreencaps]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[shittyasmr]

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

It’s worse

[haru-desune]

This is frightful

[mary-adieu]

Wow.

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[mahlerlove]

Getting into a fandom just for the drama and not for the actual thing

[ithelpstodream]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

[princeofbellehair]

whoever did this, thank you.

[lepetitdragon]

[kilomonster]

I am all about this…

[optimysticals]

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

[squeeful]

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and his family are why people used to fear Scandinavians. Holy Shit.

[saiyanshewolf]

HE’S SIX FOOT NINE AND HE’S THE SMALL ONE

[teddytrumpet]

He is also one of the strongest men in the world

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

6′9″ AND IS STILL THE SHORT ONE!

[ampervadasz]

[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[luxgalador]

I cannot stop watching this

[stability]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[mobpsycho100]

[devilbunnyking]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.