31 First World Lesbian Problems
1. Other lesbians not thinking you’re gay
2. Having “that talk” with a member of your family
3. Being told “you’re going through a phase”
4. Being introduced as “my lesbian friend”
5. People insulting gay people without knowing you are one
6. Finding out the woman you like is straight, or are dating someone else
7. Straight women asking if your are a lesbian
8. The death of your favourite lesbian character in EVERY TV Show
9. And then the endless search for Lesbian subtext in EVERY new TV show that comes out
10. Being asked which is the “boy” in the relationship
11. Having to out yourself when you make a new friend
12. Online dating struggles
13. Shopping in the boy section, then having to use female changing room
14. Being mistaken for a man “excuse me sir, oh I mean…”
15. Straight men asking questions about your sex life
16. Gay man asking you questions about your sex life
17. Straight women asking you questions about your sex life
18. Presents from distant family members
19. Referring to your girlfriend as partner, to keep your sexuality neutral in your workplace
20. Becoming a lesbian stereotype
21. As a couple, being confused as friends or worse siblings
22. When your periods syncs with your girlfriends
23. Suffering through a bad movie in order to watch that three-minutes of lesbian romance
24. Having a straight girl crush
25. Being too afraid to ask a woman you fancy about her sexuality
26. Being a straight girls experiment
27. Bro-friendships and listening to their views on women
28. Over analysing your girlfriend’s motivations
30.Being told lesbian sex is not real sex
31. The ending of The L Word
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