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I write Marvel fics! Feel free to send requests:)

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Neil Diamond is the musical version of Bill Nye. People riot whenever Sweet Caroline comes on

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Fanfic version of Whose Line is it Anyway

First drafts of fanfics that didn’t make it:

“They opened the door to their hotel room only to discover...two beds. Just as they requested.”

[dianapforlunch]

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

[broodingsoul]

You didn’t even need to add “for 10,000 years of good luck,” as if I wouldn’t AUTOMATICALLY reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for no reason whatsoever.

[datbugaintdead]

Imagine there’s a button. It was invented solely to kill people– you press it, and so many strangers will die. (Not a new concept; lots of movies and books have been written with this idea.) Keep in mind that this button has no other purpose. It’s a murder button. 

Knowing full well what it does, there are people who walk up and press it. They press it in anger, in vengeance, or just in some very disturbed feeling of hate. People die. The button-pressers are arrested or killed, hauled away to be analyzed– “Why would someone press this button?! What’s wrong with them that they would do such a thing?!” The news focuses on the murderers’ pasts, any slight history of mental illness, testimonies from neighbors and relatives, all the while completely overlooking the real problem: the button. 

Now yes, anyone willing to press the murder button is certainly a bad person. Of course such murderers are a problem. But why continue to deal with only the button pressers and not the button? Why leave something lying on a table that was meant to kill? It doesn’t make sense to simply teach children that murder buttons shouldn’t be pressed. It doesn’t make sense to argue that possessing at least one murder button is a means of safety and protection for your family. It’s ridiculous to claim that the button isn’t the problem. 

Imagine– more and more people are pressing these horrible murder buttons, and the majority reaction is to say, “Oh geez, I need to get my own murder button, just because the world is so dangerous now!” And anyone who points and suggests the buttons themselves be banned? Well, they’re out of their damn mind, obviously. The buttons aren’t dangerous so long as murderers don’t press them, right? And even if we made murder buttons illegal, wouldn’t murderers still find a way to get a button on the black market? Wouldn’t such a scenario be worse, if all of these “good” countrymen weren’t allowed to have their own murder buttons for self-defense?

“Murder Buttons don’t kill people. People who press Murder Buttons kill people!”

Imagine such a world, such a country, where tools of murder are considered in themselves innocent. Imagine how many people, how many children, would keep dying all for an age-old “right” to keep such weapons. Imagine lawmakers feigning attempts to put restrictions on a murder button, allegedly making them “harder to get,” with the idea that only “reasonable, deserving people” are allowed access to them. There shouldn’t be an argument. There shouldn’t be sides, or complications, or uncertainties, in this matter. 

Something created to kill– and yes, that is the sole purpose, as stated– should not be so often defended. No one needs a tool of murder for “safety.” No country needs a National Murder Button Association feeding funds to the government. There’s a problem in all of this, certainly. A long-lived problem that somehow isn’t going away. 

When the majority is in denial, how can the problem ever be solved?

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[superegggg]

Uncle Steve AU 4 times Steve watch Tony fall into sleep and 1 time Tony never wake up. 😔just can’t stop thinking about what serum can do on human life expactation. WHY these superhero husbands always have to face these problems (such as: superbat )

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With All My Heart

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1,573

Warnings: Bucky being fluffy as heck, wee bit of sadness because of flashbacks, but not too bad

Bucky knows how much you miss him when he’s on missions, so he goes on a solo mission of his own… to Build-A-Bear Workshop.

A/N: This is based on this post made by @bucky-plums-barnes and an anon for Fluffy Friday. Also, I know the bear I chose is online only, but bear with me (ha) as the one available in stores has brown eyes.

James Buchanan Barnes tugged his coat tighter as he walked the streets of New York. He’s been on tough missions before and in colder weather, but this was personal. This was for Y/N, and nothing would stop him, even the strong winds weren’t enough to push him back.

He had left Avengers Tower early to get to the target so fewer people, especially children, would be around because of work and school. He hoped the weather would deter people from showing up too.

He took out the cellphone Tony gave him to triple check the address, he looked up at the building and saw a large, cartoon teddy bear staring back at him.

Build-A-Bear Workshop.

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[marvelspnbaby]

The real doll - Bucky Barnes Series

Bucky had been with HYDRA for years now until they give him a girl to kill. A failed experiment he needs to get rid of, but instead of doing as they tell him he keeps her as his. He protects her, feeds her, maybe even loves her. HYDRA realizes that she is a great way to keep him in check so they let the winter soldier keep his doll.

This series will be 18+ (dark themes, sexual references, bad words, eventual smut). 

Starts on 24-11-2017

Prologue 

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

chapter 3

Chapter 4

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Donations!

All your unwanted yellow Starbursts taken here!

[to-galgadot]

💜😍💜😍💜😍

[raincityruckus]

i am overcome

[hubblegleeflower]

Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

I just nutted omg

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

I’m looking for a smut fic

It’s one where (I think?) Bucky comes back from a mission and he is all drugged up on something. He is in the medical wing and the reader goes to see him.

Bucky is a lot touchier and more blunt with his sexual desire than usual. The reader and him end up having wall sex where Bucky is a lot more vocal (moaning wise) than normal, so much so in fact, the reader gags him with her panties so they don’t get caught.

I seriously want to read this again.

Please help?

[thecaptain683]

Hey y’all

Does anyone know of any good reader insert fics/series with Natasha Romanoff or Peggy Carter?

[intothecostumeroom]

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

[thephotogfeminist-deactivated20]

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

[oxytocindolorosa]

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

[my-hand-in-your-pocket]

YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654

[princessofbadassery]

It’s H.R. 4585. Name it during your daily phone call to your reps and say you want them to support it.

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Instead of linking to a twitter post that links to a tumblr post, let’s just link this right here.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

YES HERE WE GO GUYS

[writemarvelousthings]

Christmas Carols

PARING: Reader x Bucky Barnes 

WORD COUNT: 1.3k

WARNING: FLUFF all the Christmas fluff, grid your loins guys! And mentions of some great Christmas Songs! 

So because today was one of the hottest days I’ve ever known and was the least Christmasy I’ve felt. I decided to write a little something to get myself into the Christmas Mood. And let me tell you sweating in the Australian summer heat is the biggest mood killer! So anyway enjoy this little festive one shot! 

GIFS NOT MINE  

“How dare you” you gaped at Tony, folding your arms as you nestled underneath your boyfriends arm on the couch. The other all chuckled at your slightly childish outburst.

“How dare I? How dare you choosing one of the most generic and over played songs in the world. ESPECIALLY at Christmas”

“But it’s Mariah” you stress, Bucky chuckling above you.

“But it’s lame, The Pogues Fairy Tale of New York will forever be the best Christmas Song” Tony declared triumphantly. The Avengers all groaned slightly, the various members were strewn across the living area at Stark Tower. Soft fairy lights were strewn across the room adding to the city lights twinkling in the light falling snow. The ridiculously Christmas tree towered over your group. The thing was so big Tony had to use one of his suits to place the glittery A on the top of it.

“Nah I have to agree with (Y/N) here, no one can beat Mariah.” you throw a triumphant Ah-ha at Tony with Sam’s support.

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Net Neutrality

CONGRATULATIONS, everybody! We only have 10 days to fight the FCC & the repeal of #NetNeutrality!

Thanks to John Oliver there’s a SUPER easy way to do this Do you enjoy Netflix? Do you find yourself spending too much time on FB? If net neutrality goes away, our Internet bills go up and we give power to companies like Comcast and Spectrum.

Here’s what you can do - takes less than a minute: 1. Go to gofccyourself.com (the shortcut John Oliver made to the hard-to-find FCC comment page) 2. Click on the 17-108 link (Restoring Internet Freedom) 2. Click on “express” 3. Be sure to hit “ENTER” after you put in your name & info so it registers. 4. In the comment section write, “I strongly support net neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs.” 5. Click to submit, done. - Make sure you hit submit at the end! **Feel free to share this**

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WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

[systlin]

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

[systlin]

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit.