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parisetya

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parisetya

shark seg

lesbian-sweeney-todd

What you must understand is:

1. Men are systematically privileged over women.

2. Men love to take advantage of that privilege while simultaneously denying that it exists.

3. This dynamic does not change when the men and women in question are trans.

lesbian-sweeney-todd

Men get very upset when confronted with this!

lesbian-sweeney-todd

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nova-caine99

crazy-brazilian

its-grape-juice-i-swear

same energy

dragongirlbunny

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

somethingsomethingwizard

willy wonka creation

joeyclaire

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

joeyclaire

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

pawpels

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

imhereformysciencefriends

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

hedronalignment

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

joeyclaire

he plead guilty

catgirl-kaiju

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

catbotphoebe

*Incredibly fucking high* Smugbug and Tattletares are both Vrisrezi, except Lisa is Terezi in the former and Vriska in the latter.

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

school in session. teacher's got an ass that'll wipe your memory and i'm staying after class to clap the erasers. lined in chalk like a laid out body. slated, slotted, slutted. got her moaning in cursive. she wakes up in the morning i'm gone but there's an apple on the nightstand.

alexa-temujin

Oh wow, I was already thinking about some plurality related stuff, and how our thoughts on aspects of it has changed since we "first" realized we were in a system (probably some of us knew, but many of us thought we were just Alexa). Turns out when we looked back at the messages we wrote down from that night, it was 2 years ago exactly, which I guess isn't the most random coincidence as it is "around" now (happened shortly after the end of the spring semester).

Anyways, the thing we were more thinking about noting was back when we were reading a book with a plural character, that character had formed a new headmate when undergoing a lot of stress, causing one of us to go "oh I hate when that happens" (somehow it still took many hours to realize we were a system as we tried to work out why we thought that), and now we can say we love when that happens, and like while what surrounds it generally is awful most the time, we still appreciate that change, welcoming whoever has joined us in this brain.

Now maybe that stress was more whoever noted that meant, who knows, internal communication sucked for the longest time (and we weren't good about external comms either), and we never figured out who said it, so still cannot ask, but the understanding then at least was that it was the forming itself.