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Grandma: So you have a boyfriend yet?
Me, who was in the closet: no
Grandma: idiot, you think I don't know? Foolish. You think I don't have the power to see past your feeble outside? You gay piece of shit? You think I haven't been able to see past it for years? Pathetic. Now take my goddamn pasta
I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.Ā
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (Heās the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
Okay Iāve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but itās the best post ever so here we are again.
this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?
Iāve been looking for this everywhere!!!
does anyone else remember that Vampires Suck! movie that was a parody of twilight? because this is pretty relevant
Their insatiable thirst for human urine is causing some problems
goats came for peopleās piss in 2018 and tumblr slept on it??? what did tumblr care about more than rampaging piss goats???
we were trying to prevent crave that mineral 2 from happening but thanks for dropping the ball
they crave that peepee!
john darnielle callout post
follow your dreams
Holy shite
No he didnāt
You wonāt regret unmuting this.
Is this GTA 5??
The music makes this so much fucking better XD
Mother Fucker Unlimited
BIG CHUNGUS
Itās Meep! Meep is a bit of a celebrity in the axolotl world. She is believed to have a form of dwarfism and is not significantly overweight, although she looks it especially in this photo.
The owner is a well-known and experienced handler who has four other axolotls that are way more⦠axolotl shaped lol. But she is healthy, not being overfed or suffering due to poor husbandry.
Actually Cute!
Meep!!! we stan a titan!
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot
Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer.
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws arenāt hard to find either, so while thereās minimal effort involved here, weavile isnāt really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult PokĆ©mon in ANY of the gamesāif not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a PokĆ©mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the PokĆ©mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldnāt change the DS systemās time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counterāso you HAD to wait six hours for a PokĆ©mon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the treeās location, and tree could summon any of the āhoney tree PokĆ©monā¦ā
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guessābecause the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your gameās data and then doing some weird complicated math.
Thatās not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isnāt done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.
So to recapā4/21 honey trees (and you donāt know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. Thatās it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find PokĆ©mon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hot⦠Try again.
Bitch.
good morning my fellow bastards of monday
thatās the spirit!
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Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
You canāt. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh youāve made a friend, if not their loss.
Iām not sorry for my actions.
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So I noticed thatĀ āBring Me To Lifeā and the Call of Duty Zombies Theme were the same tempo and same key and⦠well, this happened.