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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME MOON COULD GET ME WHILE BEING INSIDE FREDDY'S HATCH?
I WAS TAKING SCREENSHOTS LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN MOON APPEARED AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
Do not worry, they cannot find you if we are together - Freddy "Fucking Liar" Fazbear
and he lied yet again
I said I'll stop and then I didn't. Referring to this post
I have the perfect solution to Sun's problem... Now hear me out.
... Shirts with nipple cut outs. Let his boobs free man. Sensors left uncovered and Sun has some type of dignity but it leaves a whole new issue. The knowledge that his nips are just peeking through the shirt will be so embarrassing for our poor Sunny boy. On the bright side, at least he gets to trap Moon without having to be a topless ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BACK AT IT AGAIN O7 KEEP DRAWING STARSCREAM PRIVATE MARTIAN!!!!!!
And my lovely fanart of him
I like to think that we’re like hamsters to the transformers. insanely easy to squish, with a short lifespan and we die in the most unexpected and crazy ways
When your creative hobby saves your squishy human ass.
I was just interested if you were a suckered for the clothing and fabric and perfume trope as I am. In the sense where fabrics and a abundance of organic flora was considered more common for higher class cybertronains but that even then it was pretty scarce. Imagine a bot or con after getting over their fears or mild disgust of the squishness of humans so to speak the next few things they notice is how many types of hair there are. How many styles and how many different ways to dye said hair. It drives them nuts the feel such softer fibers all together to make a more denser form. Curled,staight,wavy it all catches their optics. Painted nails almost similar to paint for their frames. Tattoos so intriguing. A human willingly damaging their surface that is more fragile than their metallic frames. It's a living scar. And they can't help but slowly come to love it to when they see how much their human complain does. But fabric? God they almost get drunk off of it. When they get a hug they shiver at the smooth article that brushes on their frame. The variety. So many styles and colors. So many meaning behind patterns and techniques. They can't help but almost grow jealous hearing how far back a simple stich can come from in human history. Humanity dressing itself in plush silks and flimsy polyester but it's all gold compared to what the cybertronains have come to crave. Imagine them having made themselves smaller so they could be inside your living space and they can't help but notice all the fabrics. All the plush surfaces. Their in heaven fully convinced they're going to meet the great primes. And if you had a scented burning candle? Sweet or citrus they can't help but want to inhale deeply to capture the scent. Perfumes? God their drunk whenever a human walks into a enclosed space because all mechs and femmes are fighting themselves to not snatch you up and keep you. If you use scented body wash or scented lotion then can practically taste it on your skin if you are near or hug them. They crave it when it's late at night and they've got you sobbing and thighs shaking as they kiss and lap at your scented thighs. And if theirs multiple humans in a space? That almost has a bot slurring their words as iff they just had the best energon. Just some thoughts haha I'm very sorry it's so long. I'm just a suckered for all these headcanons and just how while they may be disgusted and have hatred for humanity some fo them can't help but swoon for so many qualitys of their human companions that are nothing like their skin. So soft and complaint and so very warm at heart.
So I do have some fics on this stuff one is
Ratchet x reader. Involving perfumes effecting cybertronians like a sex potion or sex pollen.
quietly whispers (for your consideration) ratchet x human reader sex pollen Ratchet x human reader Word count: 2k Warning: smut, thigh
Then I have
Starscream x reader. Involving the infamous dress and him testing out different outfits on his partner.
Starscream masterlist 1 11 111 (Smut)
This small collection of bots reacting to nipple piercings (was like my first fic I ever wrote here)
Characters: Mtmte Rodimus, ROFB Mirage, TFP Knockout Warnings: slight nsfw, oral fixation, nipple piercings, hinted smut, piercing care. I
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I am quite a sucker for the clothing and fabric and perfume trope. I really enjoy writing cybertronians who adore seeing their partner drapped in shimmering fabrics. Becuase to the human its could just be a satin sheet, but to the cybertronian it is luxury, it showcases so much about you and every chance they get they love getting to just feel or touch the fabrics.
Imagine: your cybertronian is sat on theirs berth which is a mix of almost foam matting(yoga mat/ expanding foam) They don't lay on just metal but it's not particularly comfortable for their human. So one day, they introduced them to memory foam, and its like the bots world has opened up. It becomes a soft, comfortable recharge. But as you start bringing sheets, blankets, and your pillows, it makes the bots feel as if they are falling in love. They love it when you drape the soft fabric over them and make yourself almost a next on their chassis with the soft bedding. To they it feels like a luxury that you are pampering them even if it's just to make yourself more comfortable. It's the fact you leave them in their suite on their berth take makes their spark clench in delight knowing you'll be coming back.
I also tend to write cybertronains have alot more nasal sensors and detectors to the point they can break down the partials to annalise them. The smell of fresh lining is something that effects them almost like catnip with a cat. They will roll around in the fabric optics wide. Engines roaring in delight. As their joints squeak and clank against the walls.
I also love writing that Fabric was something that only the Highest of society had on cybertron, but mainly due to have small the fibers are it is extremely hard for cybertronains to replicate the material, so it fetched for high prices when Imported from organic planets. If you were of the lower classes, you would be lucky if you had a tarp or some sort of soft plastic as it was also still very sort after. So you can imagine how the cybertronains reacted once on earth, even while undercover. Fabric is such a huge part of human culture that cybertronians, when they find even just a pretty scrap of Fabric, keep it as a token. As if to say "frag you" to the universe.
But I can also see a human finding the stash of Fabric cut off's and offering to sew them all together in an almost patchwork like blanket for their bot and you can bet your ass you will have that cybertronian on thier knees worshipping you for it.
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"Hey, we have hail forecasted," their voice calls out to the vehicle parked in the driveway. The cybertronian is rather quiet as they register what was said to them. "It isn't acid rain, so it won't be anything too bad." they try to argue only to have a large old blanket thrown over them. "Hey, what are you doing?" It sends shock throught their system having something so soft drapped over their frame.
"I'm covering you up so you don't get hail damage, I sadly can't get you into the garage at the moment so the next best thing I can do is cover you up with some blankets and a tarp so you don't get damaged by ice falling out of the sky" they explain as they throw another over the vehicle. Making sure to fully cover the bot before throwing a waterproof tarp over them, too. "Sorry, I don't have anything better than this, but it will keep you dry and our of harm's way." Those words hit their spark in a way they never would have thought it would. They are left almost speechless, cosy, and somewhat warm as the hailstorm rolls in.
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When it comes to hair colour, skin colour, and tattoos. It fascinates them so much to see such diversity and colour on a species they originally believed to be quite dull. It gets to the point when making their holoform avatars they love exploring and expressing themselves as if making a sims character. Even going as far as some get custom paint jobs of the tattoos, they get on their avatars because, for them, it's the closest thing they can have to tattoos. But think about you getting a tattoo in a shop right across from where your cybertronian partner is getting their paint job because it was a cute couples day out.
And don't get me started on how much cybertronians love human's hair. The fibers are so different to them and they love the feeling of it, they just have to be very careful when running a digit theought thier lovers hair as to not get it jammed in the joints causing you pain.
Another thing that cybertronians are fascinated by is humans' willingness to injure themselves in the name of beauty. From tattoos, piercings, injections, and surgery. In honesty, it's not that different from frame ulteration, but they don't know how a human can do it. The bots can turn their pain sensors off while humans are just soldier on through it.
I love the idea that the bots also horde car freshners that their humans get them. It becomes a full-on pokemon card situation of them trading double ups, begging their partner to get them others so they can rub it in their friends' faces. But air freshners weren't a thing until Earth, and the bots love how it makes their frame smell different from the oil, grease, and car smell.
But perfumes gods I love the idea that perfumes have a certain chemical reaction to Cybertronian systems to the point to turns them into a raging horny bot who can't get enough of how your skin taste and how desperately they try to literally lick the perfume off your skin as if it were the riches and most expensive high grade energex on the market. It also leads to a lot of personal working with the bots not being allowed to wear perfume/cologne. Deodorants don't affect them the same way, but they also enjoy how they smell quite a bit.
But yes I love the idea of perfumes pretty much working like a pheromone spray and don't get me started on actual pheromones spray, your not leaving that bots berth for atleast 3 days, they will bring you food, water and anything you want but it literally overrides their system protocol and makes them desperate to breed you.
In conclusion, DO NOT wear perfume or Pheromone spray near the bots unless you don't intend to be leaving the berth for at least 3 days if not more becyase they can and will keep you their.
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Cosmic alignment…
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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CURIOSITY!!
Happy birthday curiosity
happy birthday curiosity!! :D
Happy birthday, Curiousity!
Happy Birthday curiosity!!
Happy Birthday Curiosity!!!!
In light of recent revelations...
I'm not against this clown coming in my room, personally!
Tiding Over Masterpost
Tiding Over Introduction.
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In case your asking if this is based off or accompanied by a fanfic - FAQ
I would love to know more about your Daydream and Bloodmoon, do they have any special abilities unique to them? What is their dynamic? Thank you and have a lovely day!
daydream and bloodmoon! ahh daydream's been on my mind more, but take a doodle of these two (my energy's going into artfight attacks so excuse this doodle haha,,)
so daydream and bloodmoon. i don't think they have any special abilities if you mean anything like powers, they're just bots that have a lot of issues. bloodmoon, more so, but both of them have things that they definitely should work through
if these two were to meet,, they'd be pretty neutral towards each other. daydream would see bloodmoon as a threat but, well, hasn't done anything. he wouldn't hesitate to put bloodmoon out of commission if it was necessary. his focus is more on the human he serves and cares for, and he is not going to have anyone hurting them. otherwise, he wouldn't even really look at bloodmoon. he,, he's not one to usually make friends with animatronics, as he's more focused on his role. though there might be a few he's willing to make an exception for...
bloodmoon wouldn't even really be interested in daydream. despite the ups and downs that he's gone through to get to the point of being a butcher, he's less scared of harming people and more so being out of control. and he is at times out of control due to his virus. under the influence of the virus, he would aim for something more organic. if daydream got hurt by him, it would be more so collateral damage and not because he was the target. daydream doesn't care about being hurt.
i guess their dynamic would be, especially if you put them in a room, would be something along the lines of an introverted soft character who's a people pleaser and a violent, aggressive character who's trying to sane are stuck together as not-friends.
have a good day as well and thank you for the ask!!
more screenshots because I'm having a blast looking for dca things in the game! here are some of the Lucky Stars Giftshop!
and then I found this in the arcade!
Moon's claw machine!! I didn't know he had one! now it makes sense that we were in one in the true end of Help Wanted 2, Moon has a claw machine aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
aaaawwwwwwwww lil'music ma-
...I really need to stop staring at them lmao
anyways! after that I went to the cound prize and found some cool things! I had to be really careful because Monty and Roxanne were around...
Sunny and Moon had their own prize counters!
BUT LOOK AT THIS!
TINY MOON!
TINY MOON!!! IMAGINE THE GREMLIN BUT NOW POCKET SIZE!!
now I can't stop imagining scenarios where we lose our keys or cellphones and we blame Moon for it (cause I bet he has pick pocket us before) and turns out there is a mini Moon out there hiding and collecting our things like a cat lmaoo and also he is best friends with lil'music man~
"Hey there superstar! You fell off the jungle gym and bonked your head!"
"Come here, let's get you to the nurse."
So beautiful... I not gonna run