The Iron Horse

The real Cholma since 1998. Don't accept the awesome-free pretenders!

[oberonsson]

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

[anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019]

😮

[garrettauthor]

Oh NO.

[treacleaergia]

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

[dirtyriver]

Alicia Archer

[ex-sang-uination]

my bi heart………

[ohmightysmiter]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

[nyx-belial]

*dies*

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit.

[notlostonanadventure]

GAY KNIGHTS

[unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva]

Fellas I’m real gay

[thecarrott]

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

[rockitcat]

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[depsidase]

[myspace]

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

[nonenosome2]

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

[thecholma]

It's true; it's impossible to forget Mr. Six dancing to the Vengaboys' song "We Like To Party".

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[kanvasal]

@gm-taako What does this say?

[gm-taako]

You’re launching Felicette? You’re launching her body like a rocket? Prison for the scientists! Prison for the scientists for a thousand years! (It’s a riff on the Miette memes)

[liberalsarecool]

Democrats need to show voters how they are going to bring the country forward, not back to what was not working.

Erase every remnant of MAGA, Bush, and Reagan.

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[unfriendly-neighborhood-feminist]

happy birthday to edgar allan poe, dolly parton, and this post

[the-haiku-bot]

happy birthday to

edgar allan poe, dolly

parton, and this post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[depsidase]

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[importantdogimages]

[depsidase]

[packyanderson]

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[smbc-comics]

Hey geeks!

We’re back, with a new book and a new Kickstarter!

We have so far ruined Science, Religion, and Love. Today, we ruin children.

The comics for the Parenting - An SMBC Collection book have been carefully selected by Zach and Kelly from the entire run of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and polished up for print!

Many of the older strips are re-lettered and re-paneled to look their best.

Alongside the new collection, backers can also pick up our new illustrated middle grade novel starring a ferociously inactive kid who is dragged against his will into mystery and adventure - Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home. Officially this book is for ages 8-12, but we think it'll be funny for all readers.

Please check out our new Kickstarter here!

Thanks for all of your support over the years.

Zach

[alittlebitofthisandthat]

[thecholma]

*signed* Now, I just need to get it notarized.

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[ozzyzoid-42]

Jim kirk needs three things:

His ship

His grumpy doctor husband ( who “hates” his ultra logical husband)

His ultra logical husband (who “hates” the grumpy doctor husband)

THEYRE ESSENTIAL TO KEEP HIM HEALTHY AND ENRICHED IN HIS ENCLOSURE. ITS A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP.

[thecholma]

No lies detected.

[liberalsarecool]

Brain dead, uninformed strongman, built on the corrupting myth of white superiority. Promises absurd growth, delivers debilitating Dark Ages.

[packyanderson]

Um, no? From the beginning there were people saying out loud that he's as stupid as fuck. They were dismissed and ostracized, because saying he's stupid was taboo. But that's why he's always threatened to sue anyone trying to get his grades: they prove he knows nothing.

[thecholma]

Before being a bad politician, he was a bad businessman: he bankrupts everything he touches (including the U.S. Economy) AFAIK, he is the *only* person to ever bankrupt a casino. A CASINO! A literal "print your own money" business if there ever was one. The ONLY thing Trump is good at is telling lies. So good, that even when his lies are proven to be lies, idiots still support him. That and the corrupt "people behind the throne" that know how to use his stupidity for their own gains. The reason we survived his first term is that the people in his administration were (mostly) still loyal to the Constitution. This time, people like "cartoon villain/racist" Stephen Miller and the extreme far-right "think tank" Heritage Foundation have taken over all aspects of our government and turned it to the foundation's apparent goal of "burn it all down".