[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what she says: no

what she really means: no

[valtsv]

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[funnytwittertweets]

[shrimplovercat]

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

[weirdness-is-good]

[at-the-edge-of-the-solar-system]

[heidelbro]

I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong

[negativefeedback-teen]

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

this gorilla is shady as hell. You know she’s a scorpio

[gaystation-4]

she just called her a fake ass hoe

[academicssay]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Our sweet rescue baby Ruby Jane, comforting one of my foster kitties as he’s getting a bath❤️ It’s the sweetest. Enjoy!“

Video/caption by Stephanie Vice - SPCA Florida

[1dietcokeinacan]

This changed my life

[madelinegxvx]

i am full on crying

[parakeet]

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

[kristina100000]

march better be THAT month or im killing somebody for REAL!! 🤣🤣

[kristina100000]

😐

[thebootydiaries]

me: why’d u give me an F??

teacher: you haven’t turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me, casually: so like…..what’s the exact time you were born?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-sovietunion]

decode your teen's texts

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?