Manifesto of the Lemon Pledge

University of Michigan, lambda chi alpha, awkward in two languages. Form a nice line, boys and girls.

[ruinedchildhood]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir Chris Columbus

[catchymemes]

[tesb]

In which Antoni Porowski is all of us

[poisonarchives]

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

Bitchney <3

[cheese24k]

[ridiculosreigns-deactivated2019]

Best video I have ever seen on tumblr.

[buzzfeed]

He’s like some kind of mood ring.

[onedirectionforever]

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia

[destiel-initiative007]

I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

well yeah havent you seen the movie

[nefja]

Sometimes you just gotta sit down and enjoy the view.

[everythingfox]

banana boy

[baroquefaolchu]

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

[onlyherefortaron]

I found these pictures a few days ago and I have not stopped thinking about them since

[deathatitsfinest]

[levourdalak]

This is Lady Pink, one of the only female graffiti artists active in the ’80s. Jenny Holzer, famous for her feminist postmodern “Truisms,” designed this shirt and Lady Pink wore it around NYC.

[cutecutejames]

Source

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[kristenmeriewieder-deactivated2]

[gdayhowareya-deactivated2020011]

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

[aubrey-plaza]

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[probablysouptime]

What a weird time to choose Chinese New Year as the song