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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

mangogator

shut up

fuks

luxjii

get you a boy who can do both

luxjii

kibumkim

DGRFEVFBVFVFBVGFB G

adulthoodisokay

i guess some parts of TikTok are good

catsofinstagram

dykecosette

1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

adurot

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

sneater

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

onion-bagels

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

geekandmisandry

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

twofacetoo

So Tumblr is now auto-reblogging adverts onto my dash

If you see them, tell me and I’ll delete them. I don’t condone that shit

momma-sleeptalker-deactivated20

I was wondering why the fuck you reblogged something about shampoo. yeah, same here. if you see adverts on my dash, let me know ASAP

ladydragon76

I have adblocker and see NO ads, so if I reblog an ad, it wasn’t me, please let me know and LINK me, cuz I’ll never see it otherwise.

vitt-99

@staff FUCK YOU

downwithneocolonialism

abolishtocreate

The USA are a hellscape

nb-tomfool

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

apersnicketylemon

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

schizoauthoress

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

darkfrog24

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio. Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons. We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

gobbochune-deactivated20241018

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them.