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22| I’m back and bisexual now | I’m gonna shitpost even MORE | I’m a gacha fiend now tho (Art by @tunaqueen <33333) Twitter: @ScarfPupper

[fella-lovin-fella]

it is so fucked up that we've taught people that large noses/hooked noses are ugly because i think they're literally the most gorgeous features a person can have

[corvidcurse]

couple of pixel/mspaint comms!

[rslashrats]

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

[i-am-a-fish]

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[i-am-a-fish]

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

[innerchildabortionclinic]

someone needs to actually kill elon musk like this is a rare case where killing one guy will actually somewhat improve society

[queerkay]

My vibe about ships since forever tbh

[narcissistcookbook]

in response to the Frankly Too Many Asks i ignore about this: pRobLeMaTiC sHiPs are a fake problem and you're silly for caring about them, and i'm objectively right to say this, and this is the end of the conversation forever

[narcissistcookbook]

hahahahaha i just got my first anonymous death threat over this. y'all are not okay.

[hyliagirl42]

Peer reviewed tags

[pukicho]

do you think you have more men or women followers?

Only women follow me, because they can sense my gentle, deer-like aura

[silli-billy15]

Nuh uh I’m a guy and I follow you

[pukicho]

You're a guy

[pukicho]

For now

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[lethesbeastie]

The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it

(Grayscale version under cut)

[hugintheraven]

Why would you post a horrible sign like that near me, a perfectly normal river in England?

[pukicho]

your amazing pukecock! :DDD

That isn’t very close to my name.

[communist-octoling]

can't believe that they got you name so wrong, pukecock

[pukicho]

What the fuck did you do to your tumblr

[rariatoo]

Merry Christmas🎄🥴( ˙꒳˙ )

I haven't posted in a while, but I'd like to thank everyone who bought the English version Manga of "Noss & Zakuro" that was released this year!

[blacksugarpill]

neck real estate for chokers

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[bearie]

[chucktaylorupset]

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS