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I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

draconym

Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:

to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast

to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food

to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops

to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior

no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut

anonymus-maximus-er

……LESS funny??!??????

memesandlaughs

embraceyouranxiety-blog

thenatsdorf

Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)

feministism

kittyandbaggy

In a nutshell

mangacartaholygrail

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

spookycuties-deactivated2014062

nice guy finally scores

fiery-lune

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

broadwaytheanimatedseries

this is so much more well animated than is called for

transcephalopod

healthy gay male relationships in which the characters involved kiss, have a sex life, go on dates, declare their love and affection for each other, share a bed, etc will ALWAYS be more revolutionary and necessary to portray than a relationship that’s “undoubtedly a love story but what kind is up to you! uwu why do you want to see them KISS or get some other actual confirmation of their love you disgusting homosexual!”

men being friends or in a relationship ~without labels~ comes second to representing gay men’s love. always.

chibisquirt

You know what? No. No, and also, fuck this noise.

My aromantic ass is out here getting NO representation 90% of the time, and the one time, the ONE TIME I actually see a queer couple with what looks like a queerplatonic love story, and which is UNDENIABLY *some* kind of love story, that’s when y'all’re gonna go off about it not being gay enough? Fuck you. Take your alloromantic privilege and shove it.

transcephalopod

my gay ass is over here risking getting literally murdered if i hold a man’s hand in public but sure, “alloromantic privilege”