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@thecybersrnith
Tim Walz recently made a joke about only eating "white people tacos" with mayonnaise and tuna.
In response, alt-right pundit Matt Walsh accused him of "anti-white racism" and "being a clown for Kamala's white minstrel show"
aren't you the human pet guy?
No I'm the guy who made undertale
If you're Toby Keith and I'm the human pet guy, then who's driving the plane?!
Isn't Hannibal problematic...
no, but i understand the confusion! it's a common misconception, but serial murder and cannibalism are okay in real life.
But only if you're royalty. I'm not familiar with the canon of that series: os Hannibal of royal lineage?
Hank Green was vlogging at Walmart while walking this man dressed as The Joker around in a leash.
Was this submission perhaps from the Oracle of Delphi?
Are you Sally’s pet human?
No.
🐿️ - Ixnay onay ethay etpay alktay.
Did someone say human pet?
I will repeat once again that there is no issue with consensual cannibalism. If someone chops off their finger it is fine for you to eat it. If someone dies and you practice ritual cannibalism of their corpse that is fine. If you’re stuck in the Arctic and somebody dies and you’re all out of food, eat up. The only case in which cannibalism is bad is if you kill someone to eat them, and in that case it is no worse than regular murder. Fight me.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
hey are you the human pet guy
It's such a shame that you callow swath of humanity fixate on one particular aspect. Like blind men grasping at an elephant and thinking it anything but.
Re the Elon musk “How is it not oppression to not let two consenting adults etc....”: people in public are A) not all adults and B) not consenting to seeing that sort of thing/being part of it. Please use critical thinking.
You cannot control what you see in the real world. Sorry, but I’m not sorry that I refuse to entertain your safe space pogrom.
did you seriously remake because tumblr put you in horny jail? coward
Come off anon and duel me, you coward. And suspicious as it is, Tumblr support has assured me it was a glitch and unintentional. They consider me an important and valuable part of the Tumblr community.
Is canniablism ok?
that reminds we of a conversation I had with my wife the other day. I will eat (at least try) damn near anything and she asked if I’d eat human meat. I said no, but mostly because I couldn’t imagine an ethical manner of acquiring it (or at least anything approaching an ethical scenario still seemed… unsavory to me).
So she suggested what if I was going to lose a limb and asked the doc to put it on ice and give it to me. In this hypothetical at least part of it would still be edible (so like I haven’t lost it due to gangrene or something like that). That actually passes the ethics bar for me. What about you? And would you eat some?
awaywardhill
I think eating human meat is not great for you, so there’s that
yeah but like so is saturated fat and I still eat quite a bit of that. if health concerns are all there is to it then I’m down. It’s not like this would be a regular part of my diet anyway so outside of being outright poisonous, one human burger won’t kill you
I have heard there is like a gag reflex to not eat your own meat
that is a wildly specific evolutionary trait and I almost wish we could know the story behind that
I’m doubtful that’s true though
ok, I can’t find anything about it, but you can probably find some article about a guy that did what you explained or some worse version
honestly this post makes me a bit uneasy so I’m actually growing doubtful that if this scenario ever presented itself that I would even consider the possibility
I’m not about to go googling it haha
you are wise
Weak plebians. The only ethical cannibalism is that of nobility supping upon lessers such as yourselves. That you would even entertain the idea of autocannibalism marks you as the subhumanity you are.
Antarctica without ice.
And what, pray tell, is the green here if not arable farmland?
when you got a kinda popular post that has no stupid comments on it yet
Don't you just hate when that happens?
thecybersmith: It would be a good idea to *troll face* carry a medieval longsword around modern-day London.
half of all tumblr, falling all over each other to become famous as tumblr.com’s next top funnyman/clawback-master: No you fucking moron, you idiot, you imbecile! Holy shit! Holy SHIT you guys this fucking guy! This fucking guy thinks it would be good to have a medieval longsword in modern-day London! How can anybody be this dumb! This dumb motherfucker! First of all, the police would arrest you, and they have GUNS! Have you ever heard of a gun? It’s better than a sword because
I choose to believe they antagonize him because he’s Human Pet Guy.
Well the thing is that he’s actually NOT Human Pet Guy. The real Human Pet Guy deleted soon after the original incident, and then the current guy you see now just grabbed the URL and he’s been playing the character ever since
This is deep lore I did not know.
Do you think someone would do that? Just lie on the internet?
Would you want Ted Cruz as your human pet?
Ugh. The man’s a pathetic human specimen and while I think he would fulfill the servile nature of a pet, what joy could he possibly bring to the owner? No.
I mean, human pets are boring, why not have a pet nekomimi?
That is the dream, is it not? But there’s something expressly more extravagant and forbidden about a “plain old” human pet.
tf is a INTJ?
code word for a fucking psychopath apparently
That’s not true! I, for example, am an INTJ.
Not a good example
Or perhaps the platonic ideal example.
Hey cybersmith, how do you feel about cannibalism?
Is this in reference to Jonathan Swift and a Modest Proposal? If so then this jab is not appreciated and only continues to derail potentially stimulating and earnest intellectual discussion.
If it is not concerning that post then we must needs concern ourselves with the particulars of said cannibalism. While the most common cases which can be conjured tend to pit survivors in the throes of desperation, devouring on their deceased comrades in hopes of lasting until a search party happens upon them, this is a most detestable and lowly state of affairs. The circumstances are extenuating, no doubt, but it is also no surprise that these survivors often carry shame, guilt, and sometimes even face charges later in life. Cannibalism in this manner is most uncouth and a better man will meet fate with a stern face and empty stomach.
However cannibalism as divine right of the royals–and which has been indulged by a number of monarchs throughout history–I would not be so quick to condemn. At first blush it seems a vulgar abuse of power but upon further inspection I think anyone can see the righteous indulgence of authority and power which brings to the entire circumstance a heightened civility which must be respected and even admired.
“Cannibalism is bad when practiced by wretches in desperate situations because it induces guilt, but it’s good when practiced by royals for their own indulgence because everything royals do is good, so therefore cannibalism is good when they do it.”
And people still hate cybersmith, when in reality he is the funniest thing on this site
The very way he talks is comical, like a kid who got a thesaurus for his birthday and is on a quest to use every word he read
That's both a noble pursuit and useful way to expand one's vocabulary. But I'll have you know I actually just read a dictionary cover to cover when I was in middle school.
Hey cybersmith, how do you feel about cannibalism?
Is this in reference to Jonathan Swift and a Modest Proposal? If so then this jab is not appreciated and only continues to derail potentially stimulating and earnest intellectual discussion.
If it is not concerning that post then we must needs concern ourselves with the particulars of said cannibalism. While the most common cases which can be conjured tend to pit survivors in the throes of desperation, devouring on their deceased comrades in hopes of lasting until a search party happens upon them, this is a most detestable and lowly state of affairs. The circumstances are extenuating, no doubt, but it is also no surprise that these survivors often carry shame, guilt, and sometimes even face charges later in life. Cannibalism in this manner is most uncouth and a better man will meet fate with a stern face and empty stomach.
However cannibalism as divine right of the royals–and which has been indulged by a number of monarchs throughout history–I would not be so quick to condemn. At first blush it seems a vulgar abuse of power but upon further inspection I think anyone can see the righteous indulgence of authority and power which brings to the entire circumstance a heightened civility which must be respected and even admired.
“Cannibalism is bad when practiced by wretches in desperate situations because it induces guilt, but it’s good when practiced by royals for their own indulgence because everything royals do is good, so therefore cannibalism is good when they do it.”
And people still hate cybersmith, when in reality he is the funniest thing on this site
this is one of the fake ones
Fake is a vulgar slur undeserving of the honor of describing one such as me. I may not be the real McCoy, so to speak, but I assure you that to the very core of my being I am sincere. Ones such as myself prostrate ourselves before the original CyberSmith and endeavor to that pinnacle of being he embodies.
