[andalittlebitofsunshine55]

This is Wrex! After six months, my pretty little alien-dinosaur son is done. I made him as a gift for my partner and I’m so thrilled with how he turned out.

[kushblazer666]

[palominocorn]

[randalltier-deactivated20230711]

deconstructive sex pollen fic where proper containment, quarantine, and treatment protocols are followed. there's no sex, just a lot of sitting alone in rooms while horny.

[wellwaterhysteria]

yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

[anexperimentallife]

“you’re never really ‘alone on valentine’s day’ if you think about all the parasitic microorganisms cohabitating your corporeal meat vessel”

[randomsnake]

Thanks Rob.

[anexperimentallife]

I live to make your day just a little bit brighter, Evie. :-D

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I endorse this message, except for one detail: the microorganisms cohabiting with me are not all parasitic – with a majority of them, I am living a symbiotic mutual relationship.

I am my own polycule. 💞

[only-tiktoks]

[ampervadasz]

Kukac

[riverofdragons]

[biowareproblems]

It's a convincing argument

[shorthistorian]

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

[guerrillatech]

[lierdumoa]

"If stuff was just handed to me I'd have no motivation to do anything! That's human nature!" No, babe, that's depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened.

[buttershee]

Idc if the kitten girl who has nine girlfriends and leaked the nofly list uses a label you personally disapprove of she’s literally cooler than you

[cheezitthefuzz]

I keep hearing bits and pieces of this story and every one makes this person sound more fucking amazing

can anyone tell me the whole shenanigan?

[buttershee]

Basically a trans woman who’s a bisexual lesbian kitten therian who uses she/it pronouns and has nine girlfriends hacked into an airport via a public server and was able to leak the entire TSA no-fly list and announced it on its pink kitten blog with a “Holy fucking bingle. What?! :3” which is a pretty big cybersecurity breach and obviously everyone thought it was the coolest thing ever until the twitter mobs found out about the “bisexual lesbian” part and got pissed at her for being queer the wrong way. And it’s really really funny that they think they can tell a literal enemy of the state how to label her sexuality.

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

no actually me and everyone else who’s ever watched crimson peak were brainwashed by guillermo del toro into believing that incest and violence are cool and awesome. sorry

[thenatsdorf]

[discoursedrome]

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

[pastel-kvltt]

Source unknown. I NEED to know who the artist is so I can buy a print <3

[thedappercat]

Does anyone. ANYONE. Know the name, handle, social media etc or any pertinent information about the artist and/or owner of this brand from back in the day? I’m having some interesting ethical questions about copied art I’m seeing in new shops, may or may not be affiliated with original owners, and my sleuthing so far has found me only pinterest. Nobody else seems to remember this, if I didn’t have the t-shirt I’d think it was some sort of fever dream lmao. Tagging this with maybe some technical liberties in the hopes someone sees it and messages me

[yellowcardigan]

Resurfacing here to announce that I've made my most popular viral tweet into handsome stickers and patches, which are available for sale in my Etsy shop:

YourMcHenries - Etsy

Shop Comics, zines, and projects by Tom & Sara McHenry. by YourMcHenries located in Chicago, Illinois. Smooth shipping! Has a history of shi

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[polyamzeal]

[maxknightley]

trick question. the autism comes first