The Caped Crusader

[thedarkknightdetective]

Bruce Wayne / Batman

An RP sideblog dedicated to Post-Crisis Batman

I follow from @vulture-venom / Mun is an adult

OC RP blog @crow-of-gotham

Azbats RP blog @knightquest

Dividers by @/pixopix

Boundaries:

Violence and suggestive content is okay (within reason). If you want to do something overly gory please run it by me first. I will not write NSFW on this blog.

My Batman is based on Post-Crisis continuity but I have no problem writing with characters from other continuities, universes, or timelines.

I will write Bruce pairings but understand that I have no “OTP” and will likely be multi-ship. I will not, under any circumstances, write batcest. Do not interact if you post about batcest or similar pairings. If you intend to flirt with, or ship your character with Bruce, both mun and muse must be 18+

My DMs are open but just know that I am very busy outside of RP and occasionally responses are slow both in and out of character. I will not RP in DMs.

Anons:

Anons and Magic Anons are fine, but if something is too out there I might not respond. If you’d like to do a more lengthy/serious RP, non-anonymous asks are preferable. Anons are treated largely as a tip line (i.e. the Bat Phone).

OCs/Crossovers/AUs:

I would love to write against your OC! Just let me know if they have pre-established lore with Bruce that you’d like me to follow.

I am all for Alternate Universes and have several of my own, feel free to suggest or start one.

Crossovers are also fine, but be warned that I might not be familiar with the other franchise.

My tags: (will be updated periodically)

[thedarkknightdetective]

I can be cracked but I am not glass, and if I am cracked then my name becomes redundant. What am I?

"The answer is a safe. If cracked, the contents are no longer safe. The name is nulled"

The riddle worried him, a clue to a potential robbery? He would need to check security footage for the Gotham National Bank, as well as Arkham's. This seemed to be Nygma's handiwork.

[thedarkknightdetective]

Being active in DC RP spaces quickly shows you that.. Not many people engage with comics. Which can occasionally be exhausting as an avid reader in the RP space. A good friend of mine has made a server to try and remedy this issue and give 18+ roleplayers that are also comic fans a space to chat and write with each other! It is well organized, friendly, and welcoming of OCs or canon divergence. Check it out below!

Gotham Community Center - RP and Social | DISBOARD: Discord Server List

We are an RP and social server built by comic fans, for comic fans.This server is geared towards DC comic book fans looking for a casual, la

[irl-batsignal]

Gguys i cant stop sneezing ive sneezed 13 times in a fuckcing row.

[thedarkknightdetective]

If you are sick, take time off. Your patrol route will be covered.

[thedarkknightdetective]

why did hal (@good-notcop-space-notcop) call you bruce? is there something you're not telling us?

A mistake on Green Lanterns part… One he won’t make again.

[thedarkknightdetective]

I'm gonna throw a sandwich on your face.

If you can hit me.

[gotham-catastrophe]

Definition of "Insanity":

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Definition of "Batman":

Jumping off a 50-story building in a spandex suit and expecting gravity to take a night off.

[thedarkknightdetective]

It isn’t spandex.

[thedarkknightdetective]

He pokes the ears on the bat’s cowl curiously then attempts to bite them, a small purr rumbling in his chest.

-🐯anon

The Bat scowls, trying to pry the other off of his head.

[thedarkknightdetective]

did you know theres a day dedicated to you

I’m aware.

[thedarkknightdetective]

What appears to be a red lantern is talking to hal

He's found at @balanced-lantern

Hm.. Concerning. But I trust Hal’s judgement.

[thedarkknightdetective]

Hello batman. What flavour of chocolate pudding do you prefer?

I don’t eat pudding.

[knightquest]

You can't possibly be the real Batman. The butts don't match.

I am the Batman, my “butt” means nothing!

[thedarkknightdetective]

Batman #348, Batman #423

[good-notcop-space-notcop]

yeah that cats gonna fckin solo you 💀

Dude I'd let her, have you SEEN how adorable she is?

[thedarkknightdetective]

Losing to a cat reflects onto the rest of the League. Do not.

[good-notcop-space-notcop]

A, it's Diana's cat, which she's training to be a warrior WITH SPECIALISED GEAR, MIGHT I ADD

B, I'm not GONNA lose, my anons just learnt their ragebait skills from me so I have to show them it has no effect, even though sometimes it does (do NOT tell them, they'll become insufferable. Like, worse than g*y g*rdner levels of insufferable)

[thedarkknightdetective]

Maybe if you didn’t feed into their antics you wouldn’t have these problems.

[good-notcop-space-notcop]

Probably, but I'm raising my own little army of ragebaiters in hopes they all find their own Spookys to pester and annoy

Order and chaos, y'know? Bringing balance to the world

[thedarkknightdetective]

Hm. I was under the impression Green Lanterns were meant to be “the order.”

[thedarkknightdetective]

Batman can you adopt me? I'll pay you everything I have.

𝘐 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵, 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘰𝘱, 𝘢 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺. 𝘈 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴.

Batman kneels to pickup the dropped belongings, gently placing them back into your hand.

“No...”

Among the buttons and miscellaneous trash lies Bruce Wayne’s business card.

“But I have a friend who can help you.”

[good-notcop-space-notcop]

yeah that cats gonna fckin solo you 💀

Dude I'd let her, have you SEEN how adorable she is?

[thedarkknightdetective]

Losing to a cat reflects onto the rest of the League. Do not.

[good-notcop-space-notcop]

A, it's Diana's cat, which she's training to be a warrior WITH SPECIALISED GEAR, MIGHT I ADD

B, I'm not GONNA lose, my anons just learnt their ragebait skills from me so I have to show them it has no effect, even though sometimes it does (do NOT tell them, they'll become insufferable. Like, worse than g*y g*rdner levels of insufferable)

[thedarkknightdetective]

Maybe if you didn’t feed into their antics you wouldn’t have these problems.

[thedarkknightdetective]

Bruce Wayne is needed at a charity event tonight, but there is still work to be done. A series of murders left unsolved. It had been some time since he last slept—Beyond the odd minute or so drifting away at the Batcomputer.

He was stretched thin between Wayne and the Bat, but as always, he refused help. He would ignore the aching muscles and debilitating exhaustion for another night. And perhaps, the next day, he would let himself rest.

But the next day wouldn’t come. It never did. Batman was always needed, and he couldn’t ignore the call.